BeamNG.Memes

me watching chaos unfold as an ibishu covet is driving straight towards me while my game is frozen because im spawning in traffic:

 

I’m guessing that the jbeam is of a Sunburst

 

people explaining why the scintilla is the best car in the game:

 

I don’t even like it that much personally. Something like a Covet or SBR is much easier to control.

 

same. (for the record, my favourite is the i series)

 

I know someone is honest and comfortable with me when they reply and dont like ; )

 

Coming from you, that's rich.

 

to the folks in the speculations thread

 

I remember the first time you posted that.

 

How to live in house Step 1 go to a house Step 2 live in the house and there. YOU LIVE IN IT!!
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Who liked the link?
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me too

 

Please, keep it on topic. I want to see beamng memes, not whatever you’re spewing.

 

Forums users watching Shuddair become an Instant Winrar-esque troll:

 

thats a funny one! See what happens when you follow the rules? everyone is happy.

 

lol we joined exactly 3 months apart
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i figured the teaser schedule out

 

W A T E R
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paradise city beach be like:
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WHAT HAPPEND TO BEAMNG

 

Your pc got some drugs i think

 

Ayo hear me out

Civetta Scintilla:
- Expensive af base price ($180000, and it isn't even AWD)
- Barely 1700 hp when drag config (provided that the radiator doesn't overheat)
- Narrow thin tires (305 maximum for the rear, 245 for the front)
- Not even a single config reaches 400 km/h
- Has 600 hp but can barely touch 330 km/h for base trim
- Only red, blue and yellow colors are offered, no standard-sized race brakes
- Doesn't even have its own Scintilla lettering
- Rally config can't clear a standard curb
- Will never outrun the Sunstorm

Hirochi Sunstorm:
- You can get an AWD, V10, DCT for less than $100000 (RWD V8 6M is less than $75000)
- Various tuning options for every engine (you can get a twincharger and reach above 4000 hp)
- THICC tires of 325 at the very minimum, 355 is also offered (275 offered for front tires)
- At 1000 hp you can easily reach 400+ km/h
- Has 50 hp less than the Scintilla, yet still managed to have a higher top speed by at least 10 km/h
- Red, Blue, Yellow, Gray brake caliper color options for standard vented, ceramic, race brakes
- Iconic Sunstorm lettering
- Sterrato casually jump on curbs
- Will always tailgate the Scintilla no matter how fast Scintilla goes in the right lane, despite it has plenty of opportunities to outrun the Scintilla

(Not an opinion, just facts)

 

someone quote me i need an alert for a meme I'm making
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thx
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i have an idea

 

Meh, i made a scintilla koenigsegg jesko look-alike that goes a bit over 400 km/h in vanilla.
Not sure tho, will check later
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I will quote you another time. >: )