Update Speculation thread

Lol, I think they were supposed to release today, but decided to do a little more.

 

For those still in doubt

 

Inb4 it's just a screensaver for Windows XP akin to the Bubbles screensaver

 

glorp

 

bikini bottom

 

No, the bubbles are just static meshes. It's the level that's moving; I believe we can expect a fully jbeamed, wheeled Johnson Valley in the next update./s

 

now we're getting somwhere

 

Fuck that made me laugh wayyy too much.

 

...well, it wasn't any of those. Instead of a big bomb, we're getting big balls. I don't really mind, tbh.

Actually, since we're getting a limo (that we'd be balling in), I think this would be a great name for 0.37: "Bounce with the Big Ballers".

This fucking sent me.

That is true - hopefully, we also get a turbocharger for the 4.1L inline-six. That would easily make it a solid alternative to the V8s.

I think what's actually happening is that this is a professional-level troll by the devs after being told for years that people aren't interested in seeing anything other than cars or maps. This post from Diamondback mentions that someone called his AWD and ESC work "kinda boring". And honestly, I am here for floating my Wydra around in humongous balls bubbles and bouncing cars off of trampolines.

 

I'm hoping they explain the reasoning and creative process behind these shitpost teasers in the devblog tbh

 

I think what the Sunburst bounced up from on the previous teaser was one of these bubbles, because they obviously have good bouncy properties.

 

Ficking best answer, let the devs just make random shit.

 

Why is it so hard to choose wheels

 

Hallelujah!! Just imagine a successor to the Road-Sure 233/Super-Thrift 232/3.8 I6s!! Say a modern 4.0 non-Barra I6 in a modern Gavril Muscle Car and, when turbocharged, going head-on against a modern NA, Quad-Cam, Quad-Valve V8!! Say a 5.0 liter non-Coyote, as the successor to the SOHC 5.5 V8 running around since 1986!!
We're missing modern gasoline I6s to be larger than 3 liters, after all, and Gavril is used to making smaller and more powerful engines than the equivalent Bruckell ones (at least when it comes to V8s, since the proposed 4.0 I6 is larger than the 3.5 V6 of the modern Bruckell models)!
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In my country we say "You're talking with conundrums, old man"!
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In my country we say "You're talking with conundrums, old man"!

Fnark. Schmeggle.

 

HMMM devs joking, ( i think/hope ) Lots of teasers, Its sep update era ( abit it early ) sometimes they do a last Teaser before said update,

This may be time to book the Hype train, Cough i mean hype limo haha.

SO there is what ever the hell this thing is, seems to be a Panther platform, With a 1930s front end shoved onto it,


Lets call it hype limo

 

I am currently more excited for the accompanying feature videos that will provide me with context than the update itself.

 

This is beginning to get slightly annoying, I know that it is vital and important for the devs to not only work on cars and maps, but we've literally got 7 teasers and only one vehicle-centered teaser I mean there has to be at least one new vehicle improvement, even if it's minor, that the devs can show off besides the limo!

 

They’re hamster balls. Has anyone said that yet? Totally hamster balls. Man this is weird

 

BUBBLES