Here is my self built zipline platforms!

I built these zipline platforms back in 2013. They have been removed since then.

Anyone now want to hire me to build a platform for their yard?

 

That is... a pile of bricks?

 

There were bricks, pavers, a piece of hairy poison oak vine, concrete cinder bricks and a piece of plywood missing a huge chunk.

 

Are you drunk?

 

No. I was trying to make a zipline platform for free. I ended up playing about 1,200 dollars for professional built wooden zipline platforms. They are like small decks that are each 6x6 feet large and was professionally installed by a small local work crew.