hey developers, the new audio has broken up the audio channels to where now you have to look left or right in order to hear sound
No, they did not F up. Just change your sound settings. Do you even know how hard it is to set up game audio?
Offensive language is not needed, nonetheless when asking for help. Please don't use it here. Said that, please check your audio settings (within Windows audio-mixer). If your headphone/speaker has its own software, you should check in there aswell.