Does the LTD in Ford LTD stand for Loathe To Drive? (I know that's not what it means, have fun not laughing at my unfunny joke.)
After 2 years of R&D, The Department of Boringness finally managed to make the Pessima 1996 less boring.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. -loads rifle- Time to hunt Russian mods.. -aims at Russian mod- -A *COUGH COUGH* MUSTNAG comes out of the bush and hisses- CLEVER MOD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -A small covet drives next to a mod-