Looks like I found the real-life version of the SBR4...a Porsche 911-based shooting break...

Damn, that is hideous.

 

Wow, I thought it was pretty bad. To be fair I think all modern cars are ugly (sans a select few), perhaps that nullifies my judgement

Let's see if I can do worse

It's worth pointing out that the second generation Matador came in both sedan and coupe variants, both of which had vastly different body styles.
Sedan:

Coupe:

I'm going to assume Stude was referring to the sedan or he has cataracts.

 

But can I do even worse....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring...-ugliest-cars-your-choices.html?frame=2504574

 

I think the logo on that SUV is too big.

 

could be riced and donked

this is why I only like the first gen eclipse almost all the others are ether shot or riced like above

 

About what? The steering wheels? Yes indeed it's a real thing.

 

I kinda like it for some reason

 

There are real life cars that have similar styling cues though.

 

No the dominoes thing.

 

But why did you quote me ^^

 

I just realized that I should have quoted MisterKenneth, sorry.

 

Back to point, how is that Porsche even close to an SBR4? There's nothing in common except for the general layout.

 

To be fair, the general layout of the SBR4 is very rare. I can think of some mid-engine shooting brake vehicles, but can't recall any that are truly rear-engine. Even the Porsche Panamera is one of their front-engine models.

 

- General layout. ✓
- Shooting brake body style. ✓
- Revolting proportions. ✓

 

I wouldn't even call that a shooting brake, it's essentially a very stretched hatchback, a shooting brake should have a rear quarterwindow imo.
But I agree with the rest of your very neatly presented points.

 

Not necessarily.

Most of the "famous" shooting brakes in history didn't have one.

 

By quarterwindow I meant the window directly behind the B-pillar. The Porsche lacks it.

 

Ah, yes. That Porsche abomination takes the definition of "bread van" to entirely new levels...

 

The 996 was not liked a lot... And this just makes it even worse

 

Yeah the "fried egg" headlight are yucky