Roleplaying YAY

Will do sir.

 

Save it on Archive like @Rainvest did on here: https://web.archive.org/web/20170930032653/https://beamng.com/threads/how-to-troll-forurm.46562/

 

Done.
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https://beamng.com/threads/how-to-troll-the-forums.46681/

 

Did you save it on wayback machine? You should have put it in the content creation subforum though.

 

Saved on wayback machine, but because I wanna avoid the devs taking it down for being in the wrong place, I put it in general.
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Plus it would get more attention there.

 

Rainvest 1# troller buddi

 

china numba 1!

 

I bought this Eris Coucal Sport Satellite for $3000. It's really nice to drive.

 

-watches tv-
-goes to bed-
-wakes up-
-insert stock text here-

 

I woke up
Drove my pessima to work
Loaded up a VENKAKE delivery van
Delivered some VENKAKES
Went home

 

-turns on tv-
-*newscastor* buy VENCAKES-
-turns off tv-

 

On the way home I saw a used Fait One in pretty good shape. It was red. I took it home on a trailer. Only $500 so i thought it was a pretty good deal.

 

-turns on tv-
-*newscastor* VENCAKES shares drop dramatically by 50% after it was leaked that there was still gasoline is the VENCAKES-
-*Me* huh, glad FLIPPI hasn't thought about buying anything new, especially a car....-

 

-hears same news story-
Me: Huh. I wonder who owns that VENCAKE company. I heard it switched owners a few times. Since I sell VENKAKES and Firestriker sells Vancakes, it can’t be any of us.
-looks outside-
Oh I forgot to pick up my Pessima!
-drives back to the bakery-

 

Huh

 

Picture of where I found the Fait One I just bought. I'm guessing the radiator damage is recent because of the steam pouring out of it. I still like it though and I will be buying new parts for it soon.
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I'm almost at the bakery. Its going to take a while as there is some traffic.

 

-arrives at bakery-
Ok now to find a Pessima in a sea of VENKAKE vans.

 

Today i bought this machine .
Pretty Good Deal for 600$
It has a stereo, AC, and a top speed of 115!

 

So today I was hired as a trucker at one of the twenty-four BeamNG Mining Operations Offcial's Open cut mines.
My job was to deliver pipes so they can route all the gas from out of the mine and into the purification facilities.

 

So I've got this old van and I plan to restore it. Runs pretty good, frame is intact. The body is rough though.

Parts I need:
Front and rear factory bumpers
A set of rims that fit the van
I will replace some of the parts with original ones, so the old ones are available for sale or exchange for the parts I need (see above).
Available for sale:
Off-road front bumper, no rust, just scratches- $20
15x9 steel wheels + Grip-All tires (2 pcs), tires worn but usable - $20 per piece, $30 per two- SOLD
15x9 steel wheels + basic road tires (2 pcs), tires worn but usable- $15 per piece, $25 per two