if you want to do this, i might take a while (just a guess, since im no good at video editing) something like this, but in beam add some russians talking in background, add effect in SV or AE or something to make it look like a camera, street and freeway maps.....
Yeah, I see. Like reenactments of some sort. This could be funny if done well. I'm thinking take a little Ibishu and get tangled up under a moving 18 wheeler? Let a dreamer dream.