Roast the pigeon

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hey pigeon
i had sex with your mom and i will hack you in roblox

 

Yo' wheels are so goddamn' weak I can kick 'dem like a soccer ball on thy' field.

 

Mmmmm, I roasted it (ok, I'll leave..)

 

bird *birb on wheels

 

the ibishu pigeon, featuring a 658cc diesel engine that converts diesel into smoke, noise and a few horses worth of power. You could outrun this in your sleep. It also features a 3 speed manual, which is about as useful as a chocolate fireguard as you wouldn't want to drive this deathtrap over 30mph anyway; but rest assured, it can only do about 50mph, and at the hint of an incline, you'll be better off walking.

 

hahaha awsome

 

YUP four difrent pigeons the normal electric the xl and the sti-g got the idea from the kitchen map and jonastmt

 

Kid: "Mum, what are we having for dinner?"
Mom: "Well, I was thinking of taking several pigeons as the appetizer. Just not your cousin's podgeon."


I can hear that pigeon cooking as it fries on the power lines.... Post didn't no et.