BeamNG In An Alternate Universe

So one day, you randomly trip on a rock and when you smash into the concrete, you randomly travel to an alternate universe...what do you think BeamNG.Drive would be like?

If it's not obvious, this is just a fun thread.

 

There would be robot spiders everywhere

 

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I think in an alternate universe, BeamNG is a AAA game. Either that, or it gets bought by THQ Nordic.

 

its a game about home renovations. and theres robot spiders with Lupus.

 

The game was actually made on the PS1

 

• All cars except D-series are modern supercars and hypercars
• Their names are low-effort copies of real car names, like Rafferi Lebrinetta
• D-series' manufacturer is called Fordgelet
  
• The only car available in the base game is the D-series, everything else has to be bought as a DLC
• Costs of DLCs increase gradually as you buy more of them
  
• There are people in the game that get gruesomely dismembered on impact
  
• You can exit your car and walk around
• When on foot, you can order AI cars to hunt you down, run you over and do burnouts on your remains
• Words "FINISH HIM" and "FATALITY" appear when an AI car in the previously described Homicide mode takes you down and does burnouts on your body
  
• BeamNG partnered with Roblox so you can import your Roblox character into BeamNG
• The game is only compatible with Windows 7
• Trying to run the game on any other system makes it delete itself and install BonziBuddy instead
• As human characters are as moddable as everything in the game, there is an underground scene of nude meshslapping and pornographic activities
• There are Discord servers dedicated to the aforementioned groups, roughly 75% of them being furry-themed
• A BeamNG dev has visited such server once, nobody has seen him since. Rumors say he has quit BeamNG forever and is now recovering in a distant Buddhist temple in the Himalayas
• Leading adult content sites have banned videos made in BeamNG due to them being seen as a threat to the traditional adult film industry - a decision supported by 82,64% of their customers, according to a survey
• The developers decided to add several mods into the game and let the forum members choose which ones. However, a Russian hacker team led by Ivan Lochcov messed with the poll and hacked the servers, so all the mods added were virus-laden mods from Modsgaming that weren't even compatible with the current version and broke all official cars instantly
• Audi AG officially ended cooperation with BeamNG after a freak accident involving Ivan Lochcov, which resulted in interior screens of all Audi's self-driving prototypes showing BeamNG's signature "NO TEXTURE" images and all their programming code being replaced with Lochcov's quotes and links to Modsgaming and his VKontakte page
• When an official mascot for BeamNG GMBH was being chosen, Ivan Lochcov tried to sabotage the process and make himself the mascot. However, the alt-righters of the forum summoned Ben Shapiro, who instantly foiled Lochcov's plan with FACTS and LOGIC and was then chosen as the mascot

 

I wanna say I hate this, but being a furry......I wouldn't be surprised at all if that existed XD.

 

A microsoft universe with computer to smash into.

 

gabester would've gotten an ergonomic keyboard and mouse so there'd be more cars

 

Press B To Hope

 

I love how you connected BeamNG's past with BeamNG's present, and maybe even BeamNG's future...

 

the game enters beta

 

The AI passed it's drivers test for once.

 

1967-1972 Bruckell Moonhawk.

 

I have Windows 7 :\
It should be playable only in Windows XP at a maximum of 800x600 screen resolution, capped at 20 FPS at every graphics setting and you MUST play it on a Windows XP era platform, otherwise it won't install ever and you won't be able to ask a refund.
Just to add some things:

• every time you crash a car and you break the engine an earrape OOF sound taken randomly from the "oof.exe" video starts playing whether you disable the audio.
• the game has a base price of 99.99€ and everything inside the game is a dlc, even the start menu
• you can buy it on Steam but you can download it only from BeamNG server where you can pay an additional 39.99€ to get fast download or you can download it for free at a whapping speed of 2 kbps
• the devs make a battle royale game mode to attract more people but the servers are Always not available
• there is an official voice channel, but it works on the original 2001 version of TeamSpeak
• all the vehicles are even more bootleg copies from Grab That Auto 5

 

• BeamNG did a collab with Epic Games and added a battle royale multiplayer mode.
• All the cars (expect the D-series) were paid DLC.
• Almost every car in Beam was a modern hyper/supercar.

Idk

 

On release date, there was a 10GB patch that fixed everything in the game having No Textures.

 

Beater variants for all of the cars.

(This would be positive in my eyes)

 

I almost forgot:
You cannot update the game. Every time a new update is available you must buy the game and the dlcs again and download it from scratch with all the old versions and the new update.
Probably more than 10 Gb per update that you have to download to the afore written speeds and costs.