Comments on Profile Post by JayPlaysBeamNG

Hello and welcome to standing up school!
*thud*
And you fail!

Don't jump! You have so much to live for!
*slide*
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
*thud*
*whizz*
*thud*

I baked you a pie!
Oh boy, what flavor!?
PIE FLAVOR!
*dramatic sound*

I like singing!
I like dancing!
I like trains.
*THUD*
*train horn*

Mommy Mommy, Look! a turtle!
Hello!
*Flips over*
BOOM!

Jimmy, take out the dog.
*puts on swag glasses*
Yes, Mother.
*silenced gunshot*
For a WALK, Jimmy.

I just got done watching all those videos over! It's been so long!

Hey. You know who's (DELETED)? You.
Aw, COME ON!

Ha Ha, they said I could never teach a llama to drive!
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
NO, LLAMA, NO!
http://media.beamng.com/PiDVjinInTUHTXBR

What map is that?

Yellav Valley

It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode!
Hi Steven!
What have you done?
*explodes*

I will punch you in the face. In the face.
NOOO NOOOOOO *punched*

Pfft! Screw gravity! *floats away*

Awww, what's his name?
His name is David.
Hello! I am David.

What are you drawing sweetie? A bear! *gobbles her up*

Oohh baby, I love ya baby!
Stay away from my baby!
But Mother, I love him.

Don't fall Jimmy you have so much to live for!
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
*flop*
*crash*

He's a magical pony flying through the sky, on a magical journey...
SHOOT IT DOWN!
*explosion*

Hey Bobby, play that one about falling down the stairs!
Sure thing, Johnny!
*clop clop clop clippety clop*
*BBBBRRRDNT*
I love it!

Alien attack!
Throw
the
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEE!
*bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce*
Yeah!

Knock Knock! Who's there? *slam* THE DOOR!

Banana fight!
*gunshot*
NO!

Hey guys! Check out my new camera! *Boom* oh wait, this isn't the camera!

hahahahh
Got your nose!
Hoohohaho
-slam-
LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE
*gunshots*

Who parked their car, on MY SANDWICH?
I did
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *explodes*

Awww, look at the little baby!
*babbble*
And now look at the big baby!
Wah.

Ooh a puppy! Oh, careful honey, he he has a knife. Oh What, what, no I don't!

-pull-
-pop-
Huh, WA]UH, AAAAAAAAA
Hey, want a banan-OH WHAT NO, TURN IT BACK
*screams*
Who wants a muffin?

I WANT AM MUFFIN!!!1111!!!!!

(trumpet plays)
You got a license for that?
You'll never take me alive!
(trumpet plays as he falls to the ground)

Hey kid! You can't skate here!
You can't tell me what to do!
*explosion*

Hey, what time is it?
It's Muffin time!
Actually it's Twelve Thirty.
*jumps* SOMEBODY KILL ME!

Wanna see an impression of my dad?
Sure!
*poof*
haha, COMEDY.

♪Desmond the moon bear!♪
...How did I get here??
THE END

Hey son catch!
IM GONNA CATCH IM GONNA CATCH IM GONN-
*SPLAT*

Beep beep I'm a sheep,
I said beep beep I'm a sheep!
*BAA*

DON'T JUMP!!! *Pulls out camera and presses record* OKAY, NOW JUMP!

That beginning part sounds like jacksepticeye.
OT: Chase me Susie, chase me! *laughter*
*SPLAT*
*dramatic music*
Good...

Meow, meow, I'm a cow, I said meow meow
No.

Heeey...
I'm not like OTHER girls,
I have--snake arms
*funky music*

Hey! What time is it?
It's medication time!
*swallows meds*
*pop*
This is better.

Hey, baby, are you an angel? *zooms in* Because I'm allergic to feathers. *throws up*