'19 Brzinski Pussy Galore 2900 1.0

'19 Brzinski Pussy Galore 2900

Something special from the Brzinski factory, in honor of my 3 year anniversary with my girlfriend! Something cheap, kitschy, tasteless, thicc, curvy, fuel hungry, slutty and all-around tough-as-nails.

Just like her.

Sleek convertible body atop a simple ladder frame. Ancient suspension configuration. Heavy as all hell, but powerful enough to get up to speeds and do some cornering. Enough bling-bling to catch attention wherever you drive it! Terrible viscous diff, insuring one-tire-fire funtime every time you want to do a burnout. Strangely enough, actually helps with the handling in some situations, making spinouts less likely. Huh.

For some reason, Automation considers it super-desirable for a 2019's car. Only one category is under 100% competitiveness XD . Defies logic lol.





And comes with my gf's seal of approval!