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1982 Laida 5000 4x4 SOVIET MONSTER 1.1

1982, East Berlin. Everything is quite"плохо" So, you buy a Laida! Reliable, and smooth at 103 MPH!!

  1. MercedesMichael
    110HP and 106 ft/lbs of carbureted, choking, barely running torque gets this heavy beast of steel and corrugated cardboard to 103 MPH, and hopefully back to zero before you hit a statue of "сталин". Did I mention this cramped deathtrap weighs the same as a fully loaded Toyota Corolla? Somehow, the Corolla doesn't pass it, because if it does, their home will be flattened by a T-34 "бак" sometime in the next 3-4 hours, depending on what time Alexei can lend it back to the driver of the Laida. If you couldn't afford this, then you probably were already dead. After all, $45 a month is plenty. Add that up, and if you started saving $10 a month after food and heating for a $6000 Laida, it would take you 50 years to save up. This car would still be made, if that is what the charts are telling me...

    SUPPORT MY AMAZING MODS, AND CONSIDER SUBSCRIBING. THERE IS A TURBO MODEL OF THE LAIDA 5000 COMING SOON!

    OVERVIEW OF THIS STALINIUM BEAST:
    1.9L I4 N/A
    110 HP
    108 ft/lbs
    2900 LBS
    All STEEL
    $6,000 before all of the seats. Then, it would be $9,800...
    Does a 1:59 around the top gear track
    Did I mention it was heavy?
    Finished in beautiful recycled jeans blue with chrome bumpers ($6969 extra option)

    P I C T U R E S.
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