Before reading through this, do yourself a favor and start up Star Spangled Banner Heavy Metal.
THAT CHONKER OF A TRUCK AIN'T SCARED OF MUD, MUD'S SCARED OF IT.
You want to go real fast? IT'LL DO IT.
You want to carry a lotta stuff? IT'LL DO IT.
You want to create your own path through your neighbor's backyard? IT'LL DO IT.
Your marriage need a little fix? IT'LL DO IT.
Featuring the ALL NEW Honker Chonker MACHINEGUN™ V8 TT engine.
POWER? YES. TORQUE? YES. AMERICAN SOUND? HECK YES.
YOU can get your hands on that beast starting at $54,999*, don't delay, buy today.
*Additional fees may apply.
Also, I have no idea how I managed a red and chrome striped grille. The red one was caused by a crash which corrupted the file I assume.
Disclaimer: The introduction to this vehicle is purely satirical and to be taken with a grain of salt.
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Freedom Eagle - Warthog 4x4 'Merica.1
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