You're stuck in your garage, fixing up your Sunburst... when out of nowhere, your phone rings. You pick it up... And it's your mom. She's coming over to your house to drop off some stuff.
What's so bad about that? Well... your living room is a mess, your bedroom is a pigsty and your toilet looks like it came straight out of a post-apocalyptic-themed movie.
What do you do?
That's right. You press one single switch on your trusty Hirochi Cleanbot®!
In a flurry of silent vacuuming and scrubbing, your house is tidy and fresh. And what's more, you got that intercooler fixed!
See for yourself : the Cleanbot is a bestseller for a reason.
A year passed, and the Cleanbot won the Annual Indsutrial Design award; one in two households had one. As you may know, in this same time period Hirochi also released the eSBR, which was an instant success. So naturally, the company decided to make a limited edition of the Cleanbot - and so it was made, the eSBR Limited Edition, the only type available in this eSBR 800 - themed paint design!
The Limited Edition has one slight performance difference : While the standard Cleanbot has a top speed of roughly 13km/h, or 8 cheeseburgers per college debt for Americans, the LE can do about 200km/h if you're careful with throttle and steering inputs. That being said, if you even THINK about turning, it will flip and do a somersault.
But the madness didn't stop there.
One Florida man was tired of how he had to tidy up after every accident he caused, and unfortunately car wrecks were way too big for the Cleanbot to handle. So he went to Warmart and created the abomination that we see before us.
This may look like an LE, but don't be fooled. Here is a picture of it in action for reference.
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[BIG DISCLAIMER]
This mod has multiple issues that are KNOWN TO ME.
1) The jbeam is rather... horrible. That is because of two things : it is based off the cannon jbeam, and it was made by a total noob. Well, I'm learning, don't tell me that I'm bad at it because I'm aware of it.
2) The big Cleanbot has arguably the worst jbeam I've ever seen. Just don't press Ctrl B and you'll be oblivious, okay? It was made as a joke.
3) It has invisible wheels that hit things. See 1)
4) The big one likes to take off at high speeds. It will be fixed in a future update, don't worry.
Hit that subscribe button NOW, or otherwise the huge Cleanbot will mow your house down tonight. You have been warned.
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Beta Hirochi Cleanbot 0.1
Adds three cleaning robots, two of them rather interesting.
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