Bloody hell, we left Scotland for this?! It's almost as bad over here as it is back home! What the ████ had that weatherman been taking?! “Cloudy with scattered showers”, my arse!
Jesus Christ, now the island's flooding! There's water everywhere! Get in the car, we have to get to high ground, or we'll all drown! This storm is massive! Is that a tornado over there?! I think I saw a shark in there!