Car Jokes(New)

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by Shimokitazawa5300cc, Dec 28, 2024.

  1. Shimokitazawa5300cc

    Shimokitazawa5300cc
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    Well the former thread seems dead so I'm here to make a new one
    Rules:Any jokes related to cars

    I'll start with smth classic:

    -How do you call a Yugo that parking on the top of a mountain?
    -Miracle
    -What if there are two?
    -Incredible
    -I can't see any difference
    -Because I literally can't think of a better word so I just...you know,can't describe the feeling
     
  2. Worded_Gamer

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    i have a 3 jokes
    what do you call a crashed dodge challenger?
    dodge got challenged

    what do you call an out of focus picture of a ford focus?
    ford unfocus

    what do you call a crashed jeep wrangler
    jeep mangled
     
  3. Tysobie7

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    What do you call a bmw when you throw a grenade in it? A “BM BOOM!”
     
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