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  1. workclock1©

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    Not really much to say, basically post funny stories, in video games, or real life.

    Here's mine: got in trouble for jumping and touching a basketball backboard

    someone explain that! :confused:
     
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  2. Inertia

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    My story:


    i fell over once



    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH xd
     
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  3. Driv3r1142

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    My story; I played ROBLOX
     
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  4. workclock1©

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    LifeAlert
     
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  5. Spiicy

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    One time I got in trouble for something I had never heard of. Usually when you confront some one of doing something, you know they did it because they kind of look nervous and you can see the guilt in them, but it was absolutely hilarious when my mom confronted me so madly (if that's a word) that she was about to snap, and then the complete look on confusion on my face. Lol
    Also one time when I was like 9 my mom randomly said " Hey can I see your minecraft mods?" being me i was like ?????:confused: minecraft mods wat
    apparently she knew i did not have the mod but there was a very bad mod that came out or something (I was like 9 or 10)
    minecraft is so blocky that the most innapropriate it could get would be somthing like "sHoW mE uR cUBeS!!!!"
     
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  6. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

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    I once knock my self out with a snow shove after I thru it at a tree.
     
  7. domiscrazzy

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    I made an invisible car attempting to make a fast and durable car using the Pessima model because blender doesn't work for me!

    LifeAlert
     
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  8. JetPoweredMacintosh™

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    I fell over and couldn't get up!

    Ontopic, I tried installing an i7. Long story short... I deded.
     
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  9. domiscrazzy

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    Good thing I already called LifeAlert on my previous message!
     
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  10. workclock1©

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    Lesson learned: never install a i7

    On topic: I have another. It was a nice day, and I hit my head on a cabinet door trying to get some cereal.
     
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  11. DriftinCovet1987

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    How did you do that?!
     
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  12. workclock1©

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    Logic I guess (and stupidity)
     
  13. domiscrazzy

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    I added you to my sig
    lol
     
  14. workclock1©

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    Woah

    Thanks
     
  15. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

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    The shovel bounced back and hit my face.
     
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  16. domiscrazzy

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    I added you in my sig, too
     
  17. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

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    K?
     
  18. domiscrazzy

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    lol
    EDIT-
    I just remembered "First Step" on posting.

    "Take time over it if you need to. Keep in mind that thousands of people will read your posts and you waste a lot of people's time if you just write things like "lol" or "I like". "

    I posted exactly that.
     
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    So, I was at camp once, and we had this old rusty locker where we stored a bunch of firewood so it wouldn't get wet, and someone I was camping with, let's call her Carol, found an equally rusty rake, so, she put it beside the locker, which was located at the top of a nice hill and was packed full of wood, which took maybe an hour to get it all

    Now, I'm sure carol didn't realize how she placed the rake, but, as I went to get some wood, I didn't see the rake, so, I got wood out of the locker, turned around, I took one step, the rake smacked me right in the face, I fell back into the rusty old locker, which took me with it as it tumbled down the hill, spilling the wood all over the hillside and onto me, this was 5 o'clock in the morning, so when Carol woke up to see me crushed at the bottom of the hill, this became mostly my fault....

    And now I just can't go near rakes......
     
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  20. domiscrazzy

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    I tried to install lua-
    When i opened it in Notepad++, i got something like this...

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    From what I know, this means it's a picture, but I tried that too.
    Windows Photo Viewer said
    "Windows Photo Viewer can't open this picture because either Photo Viewer doesn't support this file format, or you don't have the latest Photo Viewer."

    Lol this isn't funny.
     
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