I will post a RCR-style comment about your/your family's car!

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by MrAnnoyingDude, Dec 2, 2017.

  1. MegaEpicDaniel 2

    MegaEpicDaniel 2
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2015
    Messages:
    100
    2009 Camry Ce
     

    Attached Files:

    • 2009_toyota_camry_angularfront.jpg
  2. QUANTUM0

    QUANTUM0
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2017
    Messages:
    435
    It’s the biggest waste of fucking money
     
  3. MrAnnoyingDude

    MrAnnoyingDude
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Messages:
    1,967
    At one point, VW noticed that their cars were popular among people who lived, travelled and shot heroin up their veins in them, so they decided to make such campers for people who wish they weren't too rich to do it.
    Skoda:
    How Not To Make Everybody Notice Your Car Is Really Bland 101:
    Give it a name that makes people think of people primitive enough for nature to give them tough shit.

    Citroen:
    That shape means it's aerodynamic, spacious and as desirable as ice cream in Greenland.
    Fiesta - the official car of having to drive something.
    Kids, remember: becoming shift manager at McDonalds does not mean you can control a 400+HP RWD car with suspension Adolf Hitler would call outdated.
    High-roofed Hondas - the cars to go from A to B, sometimes C, in for less money than a Toyota.

    Well, at least they'll run until the 17th owner decides having 13 Bondo spots would be unlucky.
    It's very often that we, gearheads, forget about being some two percent of the society.

    And the Camry is what the 98% drive.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  4. Deleted member 197509

    Deleted member 197509
    Expand Collapse
    Guest

    Do my uncles car, the 1989 Nissan Bluebird.
     
  5. Montego

    Montego
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2016
    Messages:
    334
    deleted
     
    #125 Montego, Feb 24, 2018
    Last edited: May 7, 2019
  6. MrAnnoyingDude

    MrAnnoyingDude
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Messages:
    1,967
    Nissan Bluebird - it's a box, and it runs.
    The Mk1 Skoda Fabia is a car for the person who finally gets his tax return and doesn't have to ride the bus anymore.

    However, once they buy a car, costs come. Gas costs, insurance, MOT, collision damage... whatever it is, he won't escape the bus.
     
  7. ¿Carbohydration?

    ¿Carbohydration?
    Expand Collapse
    Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2017
    Messages:
    1,510
    Green 78' corolla
     
  8. Instant Winrar

    Instant Winrar
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2015
    Messages:
    574
    aaaand the other one.
    A beige 2006 Saab 93 hatch
    (quick reference picture found on google)
     
  9. MrAngry

    MrAngry
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2013
    Messages:
    612
    Drag coef of 0.32, biggest boot in it's class and can fit people taller than 2 meters in the front with headroom to spare.
    Don't judge cars based on their shape, kthxbai.
     
    #129 MrAngry, Feb 25, 2018
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2018
  10. MrAnnoyingDude

    MrAnnoyingDude
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Messages:
    1,967
    Is the E30 Corolla interesting? No.

    But it gained great foothold where the only encounters you'll have when your car breaks down are the ones with wildlife.
    This is the car you drive because you are too special to buy a German car.
    Because you're a special artistic snowflake.
    Like all the other special artistic snowflakes around.
     
  11. General S'mores

    General S'mores
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2013
    Messages:
    4,484
    1999 Ford Explorer and Mk4 VW Golf?

    (Closest to the real car, although it's red.)

    (Unsure of what the color and variant was, although this is the exact model.)
     
    #131 General S'mores, Feb 25, 2018
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2018
  12. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

    nosraenyr kcirtap kcin
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2016
    Messages:
    443
    1981 Dodge Daytona
     
  13. MrAnnoyingDude

    MrAnnoyingDude
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Messages:
    1,967
    Lemme guess. Your dad's?
     
  14. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

    nosraenyr kcirtap kcin
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2016
    Messages:
    443
    Nope just some random car I found on the internet, but still just look at it.
     
  15. MrAnnoyingDude

    MrAnnoyingDude
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Messages:
    1,967
    You once said your old man had some cool cars in the 90s and 80s, so what about them?
     
  16. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

    nosraenyr kcirtap kcin
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2016
    Messages:
    443
    Well he had a lot of cars, but about 80% of them were cheap rusted out shit boxes he later got rid of for a case of beer, but he did owned a black 1964 Ford Galaxie in the early 2000's he have to get rid of it because my mom took me and my sister to Arizona without telling him anything.
     
  17. MrAnnoyingDude

    MrAnnoyingDude
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    May 4, 2016
    Messages:
    1,967
    Shit, man...

    Let's move your dad's story to PM, shall we?
     
  18. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

    nosraenyr kcirtap kcin
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2016
    Messages:
    443
    Okay.
     
  19. General S'mores

    General S'mores
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2013
    Messages:
    4,484
    You gonna do mine's now?
     
  20. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

    nosraenyr kcirtap kcin
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2016
    Messages:
    443
    No, because no one cares about you
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice