Quotes for your signatures

Hello

Here you post phrases of yours that other users can put in their signatures. For people like me, it's hard to find funny quotes because we haven't been around long to see any funny quotes.



Let the quotes begin!

 

SANDWICHES AND MILK IS GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm just ridin' in my German Whip up your ar$#3 and pu$$7!

 

That's going in my signature.
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And so is that.

 

"You don't know the true meaning of life if you don't know how long it takes for your resources to get approved."
-Benjamin Tam, 2k17

 

til steve busuecmi was a firefighter on 9/11

 

what happens if you open a jar but there's no jar

 

According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. His wings are to small to lift his fat little a body of the ground. The bee of course flys anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

 

"When in doubt, flat out"

-Colin McRae

 

ZDoom has ceased development.

 

"skreeeeeoonk!" -Godzilla

 

I'll have you know that this mustache is an integral part of my legendary swag! - me
Um, why are you guys torturing an elephant back here? - me
I think I'll start calling the R32 Skyline the Weeaboo Camaro. - me
I know words, I have the best words. - Donald Trump

 

"Life is full of rare, and special moments... like finding a stock Honda Civic."
-FluffyOreoCX

 

"What would be a life without 403 ?"
-Ulrichou86, all days

 

"ITS WORKING"
-me before BeamNG and Steam crashed

 

Lancia Airlines fly about 30 minutes please take a seat.

 

"This is an eris."
"Where is it?"
"Exactly, motherfucker"

 

"As you grow up you start to realize that when people hear that you know how to drive a manual they respect you more"
~VWlove38 , 2017

 

"it's a 2 stroke, it takes more swearing and yanking then it's worth and then it will start" -aussie50 2016

"man with a ban" TDEV 2k15

 

If a car is designed only for road muggles, then it's half the car it could be at best. - me