THIS JUST IN FROM CHANNEL 15 NEWS: 17 Year old Damien Jackson is in critical condition after taking his Grandmother's car for a Joyride around his neighborhood! Damien Jackson, a High School Senior of James A. Garfield High School in Garfield Heights, was washing his Grandmother's 1993 Gavril Grand Marshal Luxe when he noticed the spare key under one of the floor mats and decided to take the car for a spin. What followed was a 20 minute joyride around Garfield Heights the had Damien driving over curbs, running through red lights, drifting the car around busy intersections, and ending by launching the car up and off a hill next to his school's football field during a pep rally, causing the car the land heavily on it's nose and roll over multiple times before coming to a stop on it's roof. Luckily the car hadn't struck any students or faculty members, but Damien had broken both his legs and smashed his head violent against the Grand Marshal's B pillar, causing his skull to crack. Damien is in critical condition at James A. Garfield Memorial Hospital but is expected to recover, though it is unknown if it will be a full recovery. Rose Jackson, the mother of Damien Jackson went on recording saying; "We've had trouble with him before with bullying kids at school, stealing candy bars from the gas station, and even keying our neighbor's Moonhawk after his son threw a baseball through his window, but we never thought he'd do something this extreme!"
Oh, that doesn't look good. Let's hope he'll recover from that --- Post updated --- Anyways, I have to go shopping now. *Goes to the garage and starts his ETK 3000i* Oh great, a parking spot. *Parks ETK in the spot* *15 minutes later* Mmm, someone's calling me... Oh, It's @DatMouldIsGross. Let's see... *'He' gives me an address to meet up* It should be here… *Suddenly, a Bruckell RoadCruiser pulls up behind me* That must be h... *Smashes my car into a pole* WHAT THE... I GOTTA RUN *Revs engine up and blasts down the main road* *The Bruckell crashes into me again, causing my engine to go off *No, no, no, no! *The Bruckell revs its engine and charges into me* AAAHH!
Thinking the trip there isn't that great. *Changes to a white wagon Burnside Still, new people are moving in to West Coast... I need to kill them on the Kill List Starting with Hugotronix04 with his HOS... Cuz of the self driving car takeover. But he is in the Hospital... give it few weeks then I will kill him...
Bodyguard #1:Who tried to kill Mr Oyón? Cop #1: We still haven't found out. But, we do have reports of a black Bruckell sedan. We don't know the plate number, though. Me: It… It was... IKC-5218.... Bodyguard #2: OMG, he's woken up. How are you feeling, sir? Me: You thought killing me was that easy? I always put up a great fight
(Character swap) I think I might of slept for... What the date... THREE WEEK?! God... what Did I miss doing the three weeks... and WHere the BURNSIDE?! "Nevermind him... let just go to the highways" Ok *Drive down the radio tower *Drives onto the highway
*Few hours later "Post, you know where your going right" Yea, why... "Cuz there a traffic up ahead" *Smug Its not even rush hour, I mean I don- WOW that a traffic Forget this *Turns on siren *Most of the move out of the way, Cuz they want to take a pic at it. --- Post updated --- *Few minutes later Wow what a pileup. "What do you mean... Its just a light blue covet, red ETK I series, a white bus, and a new looking SBR." What do you mean ne- *looks at the pileup
Me: Also, could you check on my friend, @DatMouldIsGross ? Because, If someone's after me, he or she might go for him, too. Bodyguard #1: Sure thing, sir.
*Looks over at the pileup *Thinks Who that guy over there in the ETK-I "I think its the best time to use your uniform" Wait why are you helping me "Cuz... I don't want you dead" Ah... *Gets Uniform *Wears it in the car *Get 1911 pistol *Shoves it down the side of my pant I can't believe I'm doing this.
Me: Also, could you give me a shotgun? Bodyguard #2: For what, sir? Me: just in case. I have a strange feeling that something is going to happen.
*Looks at the ETK-I driver getting shotgun Forget this *Gets in State Patrol *Tries to aim like at one of the one of the guards "WHAT ARE DOING?!" *shoots at the white bus's window Oh god, I'm done...
Me: Uh, officer, may I please borrow your car? Cop #1: ... Me: Thanks! *Starts up the police Sunburst*
*Meanwhile at the top of the overpass* Bodyguard #3: Alright, release the H.O.S! *H.O.S goes flying over the overpass, aimed to @Cooldriver10's car*
