Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by shinchanf1, Apr 4, 2024.

  1. shinchanf1

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    It's not actually bulletproof, the steel starts rusting within 11 days, it crashes horribly, the hood can literally break fingers, etc.

     
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  2. LegThePeg

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    Clearly it's just a car that he wanted, that is not at all practical or safe. It is sharp, both literally and figuratively
     
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  3. Mikah 01

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    How did it even got to production with all these defaults ?
     
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  4. LegThePeg

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    How did it pass safety ratings?
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    Fun fact: the door is so sharp it can peel carrots. Another fun fact: Your fingers are as strong as a carrot
     
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  5. bussin.buses

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    Another fun fact: The only reason you can't bite your fingers off is because your brain stops you. If you lose feeling in your finger, you can bite it off. (I know the last part from-- something.)
     
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  6. LegThePeg

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    Great, because I definitely wanted to know this right before eating lunch. Thanks for that.
     
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  7. bussin.buses

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    Quite so, quite so. You are very welcome!
     
  8. Mikah 01

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    And then , there are kids.....
     
  9. Alex death

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    are you bit off your finger?
     
  10. Mattmax051409

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    The tent they made for it looked horrible

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    Also you can't break the windows of it like the other vehicles made by tesla
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    The tent on the Cybertruck is comparable to the tent for the Pontiac Aztek
     
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  11. Mikah 01

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    Pretty sure it's what the tente of the tesla is
     
  12. PlanetBloopy

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    This is amusing, although Apple doesn't get the credit as it was made by a 3rd party and released for DOS as well:
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  13. EUDM fanboy

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    How many fingrs do you have.
     
  14. jennycho

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    I'm order cybertruck! that's why I little filling sad.
    fun fact:
    1.It 'Not' Rusting! its Stainless steel!
    2.It Crash Very Safe!(Not For human, for the passenger)
     
  15. bussin.buses

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    Multiple.
     
  16. Mikah 01

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    Half of this is unreadable


    But if i understand what you're saying, you Haven't even received your cybertruck , but you're already saying it's good
     
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  17. LegThePeg

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    This is literally the point of marketing. Get people to think your product is the best on the market, even if it isn't.
     
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  18. EUDM fanboy

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    Also the FATORY wheel covers interfere with the tires.
     
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  19. Mikah 01

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    They are worse than Boeing 737 Max at one point.


    Oh , and here's a polished Cybertruck
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    It's a mirror at one point, a blindful car , Can you even see it coming ?
     
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  20. Mikah 01

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    Well , at least others are being (more) honest about the product. The cybertruck is the Biggest lie/scam since the Bricklin SV-1.

    Also , the dumb thing there is , he is saying that it's good depsite everything said about it on the internet. It's like saying that the safest option is flying Aerosucre on a Boeing 737 Max 8
     
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