One day there was Karl, walking down the street with his orange fidget spinner. He nearly tripped over a bump in the sidewalk, but his fidget spinner fell out of his hand and into a open manhole. Desperate to save his token of dead memes, and not wanting to spend a few $ to get a new one, Karl went to retrieve his prized fidget spinner. He made it to the manhole, but suddenly a clown appeared inside it. The clown grabbed Karl and dragged him in. Karl was never seen again.
I didn't know where to put this, so I'll put it here. If anyone wondered about the origin of my Halloween avatar, here you are. Over a year ago, I came up with a story called "Yugo", which is about a man eating alien that takes on the form of a junkyard Yugo. I forgot about it for a long time, but I just recently remembered it. Spoiler: The Plot The story opens with NASA monitoring a small asteroid (so far the size I had in mind is roughly 13 ft. It would be nothing dangerous) that's projected to hit the Earth, of which they comment that it's not going to be anything interesting. The asteroid uneventfully enters Earth's atmosphere and makes impact with the surface a few miles away from a nearby junkyard on the outskirts of a small rural town. However, after the impact, a strange, slimy, blob like yellow-green/black alien lifeform makes its way off a large chunk of debris and slithers over to the junkyard, where it assimilates a decaying non functioning Yugo beater. After viciously devouring an obese junkyard worker, the alien, using the Yugo as a physical form here on Earth, goes on a wild feeding spree. Here's a poster I made for Yugo. I'm not too proud of the results, but I guess it does its job. This story would be my way of making fun of how bad the Yugo is.
once i went up to someones house while trick or treating and some mechanical thingy popped out at me and i almost had a heart attack
Once when I was like 7 some guy dressed up to look like a mannequin at the front door of his house and when I walked up he jumped out. I had a goddamn panic attack.
