Tonight on Top Gear:

Tonight on bottom gayir
I get in trouble with the brits
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Hammond nukes france
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and James watches a kid get hit in the ankle by a flying saucer

 

T'noight, we have an exclusive look at the gravel vanster european editione, and stiggeh will now driv-
-Stig crashed, hammock
[Muffled raging noises]

 

rock

 

bottom gear

 

T'noight!

I kidnap a person in our reasonably priced supercar

Spoiler: .

Shite the police found out

FAAHK YEEH, AM GUNNIN IT

AH FAAAAU-

James make a bus stop 5 times wider so it can suit more people then travels to Japan to get a higher budget for our show and pimp his ride


And Richard drives a H45 RV off a cliff as the Stig has explosive diarrhea from Taco Bell in the trailer


All of dis, and moar, t'noight on b' g'

 

Tonight:

I run from comunists,



Richard drives upside down




And James creates a super nova

 

tonight
james gets a concussion
hammong tests teh jnew gavril vetr=ex roumngt eh track

and i test a 1991 Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais Quad 442 W41