Try to write a poem

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic' started by overdrive5, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. wearyNATE15

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    To unlock the rest of this message, Contact your Internet Provider.
     
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  2. overdrive5

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    Excellence.

    Not quite excellence, communism never worked in practice.
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    Oh dear.
     
  3. Fuzzwad

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    Net neutrality is over,
    That much is fact.
    Yet I keep on thinking,
    No fair, this is wacked.

    I call my senators, my reps, my follies.
    They all say "We can't, Pai's won, we shall all bow down."
    To which I reply, "We can't just give up, can't quit, can't dollie."
    I continue my push, to find, to fix, to stand our ground.

    A bomb threat couldn't stop them? We'll do better next time.
    123,581 calls, in one single day.
    "Your concerns are unfounded, you won't pay a dime."
    They still continued, through all of the fray.

    I wake to a ring.
    It's my ISP's new terms and conditions.
    I tremble in fear as I open the things.
    Turns out, no fear, just a simple rendition.

    The short term is fine, just a couple omissions.
    But wait a year, the situation turns dire.
    I go to switch from AT&T, as I grow very tired.
    The webpage won't load, it's blocked by the peers.
    I make one last complaint, ready to quit.
    But all of a sudden, a message appears.
    "I am Nigerian prince, locked up in jail."
    "I am needing your money, to not appear frail."
    I brush it off, only to think.
    "Not that much has changed, I suppose."





    I started this, left it, and realized how bad it was, left it unfinished, and now you get to read it.
     
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  4. Snikle

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    I thought it was good.

    OT:

    "Our carpets are ugly, with gross purple hues
    And all we can smell are your hygiene issues."
     
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  5. workclock1©

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    You got shot
    And so will I

    (hahah I’m a bad but so funny guy!!)

    I’m sorry....
     
  6. overdrive5

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    I agree with @Snikle, this is fine.

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I at least try
    so should you.
     
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