Say life were a video game where there are the standard achievements like "You did it! - Live a full life" or "On your own - Move out of your parents' house" What are some unconventional achievements? "From a Toyota to a Bentley: Have an SO break up with you, then you date someone hotter" "You were the Toyota: Have an SO break up with you, then they date someone hotter" "Night Shift: Pull an all-nighter and get the paper in on time" "Destroyer of Worlds: Accidentally start a forest fire" "Annihilater of Worlds: Purposely start a forest fire" "Killing Bacteria: Wake up in a ditch after a night of heavy drinking" "Maple, Eh?: Start a fight with a Canadian" Get the idea? Go!