Unconventional Life Achievements

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  1. redrobin

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    Say life were a video game where there are the standard achievements like "You did it! - Live a full life" or "On your own - Move out of your parents' house"

    What are some unconventional achievements?

    "From a Toyota to a Bentley: Have an SO break up with you, then you date someone hotter"

    "You were the Toyota: Have an SO break up with you, then they date someone hotter"

    "Night Shift: Pull an all-nighter and get the paper in on time"

    "Destroyer of Worlds: Accidentally start a forest fire"

    "Annihilater of Worlds: Purposely start a forest fire"

    "Killing Bacteria: Wake up in a ditch after a night of heavy drinking"

    "Maple, Eh?: Start a fight with a Canadian"

    Get the idea? Go!
     
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  2. Krueger

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    "You're Masshole: Become a shitty semi driver from Massachusetts"

    "Naming 2: Electric Boogaloo: Legally getting your name changed to a new name"

    "Living the EAmerican Life: Make a living off taking money from consumers via. bullshit business practices, loot boxes, and micro-transactions"
     
  3. rottenfitzy

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    I told you, mom!: eat a bunch of cookies instead of eating dinner.
    My finanaces are FINE: Have a girl dump you for being flat broke
     
  4. mustangkid43

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    From the Bottom to The Top: Drop out of school but still be successful.
     
  5. DriftinCovet1987

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    Biggest Bookworm: Shelf-read books at a library for over 50 hours.

    Author in the Making: Write a story that's over 50,000 words.

    Unconventional Transportation: Commute without a car for at least 3 months.
     
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    Without a hitch: Take a towing test
     
  7. MrAnnoyingDude

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    That'd be quite a common achievement - there's about 75 cars per 100 households, so the average person has to do without one.
     
  8. rottenfitzy

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    That’s not how statistics work. The average person would have a car.
     
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  9. MrAnnoyingDude

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    Oh yeah.

    Still,it's not a 0.75:1 chance, because households with many cars drive (no pun intended) the average up.
     
  10. rottenfitzy

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    True, but it probably is a .55/1 chance.
     
  11. PriusRepellent

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    I'd say purchasing a new car in one payment without credit would be pretty unconventional. I actually did that too... saved up $22,000 and bought a car with it.
     
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    Flintstone - Make a silly ROM hack and sell it on the black market in a Communist country
     
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