Released Wood Crate Sport

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  1. Agent_Y

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    Introducing the Wood Crate Sport. A revolution in the automotive industry.
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    It features many innovations such as:
    • Wood crate chassis stolen from a local port, providing never before seen aerodynamics (it doesn't neccessarilly mean good)
    • Race seat and steering wheel stolen from some random car to provide a tiny bit of comfort for the driver
    • Engine and suspension stolen from the Gavril D-Series - they were literally made for a 2 times bigger, 10 times heavier and way less top heavy vehicle, so they perform terrible and this thing is undrivable
    • Hillclimb spoiler stolen from the Pessima, which was made to be used on a 200 times more aerodynamic vehicle so it does more bad than good here
    • The Stig stolen from Top Gear, originally by B25Mitch which he allowed me to use for whatever I want
    • Many issues with clipping, weird models position, things that make absolutely no sense, stolen by me from me
    It comes in several different configurations, all of which are undrivable and completely not suited for what you expect from them:
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    The car with the driver is so tall it didn't fit in the automatically generated thumbnails lol

    Seriously, this is nowhere near a serious mod, it's a complete joke, I know it's awful and drives worse than a 1920s car, I'm just too lazy to fix it. Also it was made in 1 day. Have fun with it I guess. Credits to the people who made similar mods for inspiration, and to BeamNG because half of the parts this uses are straight from the D-Series and the other half are modified from other cars. It's not going on the repository because the Stig is copyrighted.

    Also remember to never use brakes in the offroad version or else you will die instantly.
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    UPDATE 1
    • Fixed engines
    • Updated all configs, added race oil pans and medium duty springs where needed
    • Updated materials to PBR
    • Added nitrous, selectable small, large or double large bottle
    • Added amber light bar
    • Added police skin
    • Added "Fragile Cargo" skin by Felipe Maciel. It's a reference, let's see if anyone will get it lol
    • Added JATO, file size is like 6 times bigger because of the rockets model lol
    • I didn't fix any bugs from previous update because lazy
    Updated configs:
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    Last edited: Jul 6, 2021
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  2. CarFanatic86

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    first reply haha
     
  3. Agent_Y

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    The file just now finshed uploading, wasn't visible before for some reason
     
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  4. CarFanatic86

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    The Stig's Wild Ride: Now in theaters
     
  5. a plane guy

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    The stig is at it again!
     
  6. e r i k

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    4th reply (5th) lmao nice job making a shitbox literally
     
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    hop in, we're going to find who asked!
     
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  9. a plane guy

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    Because box
     
  10. maslimepunch

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    I cant believe it
     

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  11. CarFanatic86

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    got to admit, that made me laugh :D
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    can i just say stig has the craziest ideas and can operate a wooden crate better than i can operate a drag barstow
     
  12. brianmoyano

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    The mod we didn’t know we needed. But the one we deserve.
     
  13. e r i k

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    Lmao totally right
     
  14. Big_Smokes_Kitchen

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    Best car ever, we need a Christmas Tree Sport
     
  15. aidilyusuf2006

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    Joke Vehicle XD
     
  16. 77x5ghost

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    jeremy clarkson approves
     
  17. etca1515

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    You could've put the engine completely in the crate, it would have made more sense XD
     
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    upload_2021-6-25_8-53-4.png Jesus even that
     
  19. Agent_Y

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    Ironically this is way better quality than 99% of their mods even though it's still trash lol
     
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    We got a new racing league bois!
    Mattress Sport, Haybale and now Wood Crate Sport!
    F1 will be shadowed by this :cool:
     
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