"rules of life: 1. if you see someone with "minecraft" in their username, they're stupid. 2. if you see someone with a minecraft profile picture, they're stupid. 3. now if you see someone named fen, they're really stupid." -me, Fen
"blender, isent that what you make smoothe?" Pathole 2k15 If you want stupid quotes take a look at my signature.
Here's a great one. "When did i become a noodle?" - Supernoob05 bonus funny "One time my friend was masturbating nude in his computer chair and he sharted." - Namegenerated (If you feel like the biggest laugh of your entire lifetime, go read this thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=519390
so adding this to my signature "What's better than a Monday morning... and trolling kids on ROBLOX" -Fen
"Kinky" - DirtnastysidewayZ "Man, this is totally a problem I have too. Sometimes I beef so hard I wonder if the chair is going to melt or something. " - Colonelskills
"If your chair smells like shit that means your pants smell like shit. Since your pants smell like shit I'm sure the people around you can also smell it. Basically you smell like shit and no one has had the heart to tell you that you need to take a shower and wash your ass with a Pine Sol and hot sauce mixture." - 3N16MA This is absolutely amazing.
"If you're don't understand cropped avatars, they're the key to understanding life." -Benjamin Tam, 2017
"I just bought a new chair when moving out of my apartment recently, mostly because all the fake leather was stripping off in tiny pieces and it was toast. I had the chair for 4 years. During that 4 years my ass farted an unimaginable amount of times into the fabric. Tons of bare ass fap sessions and all around general computer throne type activity. Before putting it outside I gave the seat a quick sniff .. I had to know. And by gods, it was the foulest of fouls. Like dead corpses, sprinkled with hot garbage drizzled in fumunda cheese. Years of ass, years of taint secretions all piled, rubbed and caked into one centralized location giving off a toasty aroma. Instead of throwing it in the trash I put it by the dumpsters. I knew someone else in my complex would see the chair, realize it was in sound shape but just rubbed off leather and take it home. I figured, the chair must live on and my ass, and my taint secretions deserved better than rotting away in some public dump. I imagine as I'm typing this some poor bastard is sitting right on that hot mess. I suppose a part of me never left that apartment complex." - Alphanoid This might just take the cake
Boom! Here Comes the Bomb! Name: Eduardo, My Mod http://www.beamng.com/resources/create-your-own-beamng-car-config-now-hq-the-assorted-mod.624/ , My Computer specs:GPU: GeForce GTX 960M, CPU: Intel Core i7 4720HQ CPU @ 2.60GHz, Memory 16 GB RAM, Current Resolution: 1920x1080 60GHz, Operating System: Microsoft Windows 10. My cars: 1966 Ford Mustang Light blue, 2011 Chrysler Town and Country
"Why name hurricanes fag names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 And I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to." ~Dunkleosteus, 2017
If your brain melts, would it become strawberry ice cream, and if it can, could you turn it into a milkshake and drink it to become non lactose intolerant? -Me
