BombBoy4

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Nadeox1 quotes:
"Srsly guise" - Nadeox1 in the Update speculation thread when Fera was questioning BeamNG about the excavator.
"Guys, common sense or get out." - Nadeox1 in the General Discussion thread.
"You're fake :|" - Nadeox1 when I accused him of not being the real Nadeox1 in IRC.
":/", ":\", and ":|" - Nadeox1 when he's disappointed.

My army:
"Merica" | I3-6100 | MSI RX 460 2GB | 8GB DDR4 | ASUS H110M-A/M.2 | 1TB Toshiba P300 | Windows 10
"Day 1" Compaq Presario C700 Pentium Edition
"The Starter" Lenovo G50-45 12Gb RAM Edition
"What to do..." Raspberry Pi 2 B Edition
"The Daily Brag" Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge Black Edition
Among Others

We miss you Narwhal

Jokes:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

As I've said before, I will not repeat myself!

"Stressed" spelled backwards spells "desserts".

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

Clones are people two.

Some people here are proof that evolution can work in reverse.

I put the fun in dysfunction.

Why do we back cookies and cook bacon?

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

Not afraid of heights, afread of widths.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

I got bit by a Dodge.

If you sangle a Smurf, what color does it turn?

I hate people who steal my ideas before I have them.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

I bet you 20 bucks I bet gambling years ago.

Do not disturb, already disturbed.

I know you are nobody's fool, you're everybody's.

Most of us live and learn. You just learn.

I like your approach, now show me your departure.

Honk if you like peace and quiet!

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

A door is open & it’s ajar. When a jar is open is it adoor?

Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.

Why is minuscule a bigger word than huge?

Cupid is stupid.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Never moon a werewolf.

Frog parking
←→
All others toad

When you’re right no one remembers, when you’re wrong no one forgets

If the #2 pencil is the best, why is it still #2?

Why does fat chance = slim chance?

Why are there 5 syllables in monosyllabic?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Careful playing Scrabble, you could lose an I.

I’m not old, I’m experienced.

What’s the speed of dark?

Come to the dork side.

I can predict yesterday’s scores.

Please don’t sue me when I blow your mind.

Cows are mooooody.

UFOs are real. Bigfoot told me so.

Do computers cough when they get a virus?

3 Kinds of Lies
- Lies
- Damned Lies
- Statistics

Free advise is worth what you paid for it.

You can’t be late until you show up!

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Customer service: Putting people on hold since 1959.

I’m smiling. That alone should scare you.