DaddelZeit

i have been to engalnd and i can confirm this is very precise - Softair
of coure you're jumping in to be fucking contrarian - Alex_Farmer557
Roses are red
The sky is blue
I'm gay - carlosjr
¡ǝɔᴉN - RobloxFan2
relez beneng mod wen? - CaptainZoll
New water pump on a base model Cherrier Tograc. Engine out. Gavril quality, Civetta repair bills - vmlinuz
stop calling me gay - P_enta
Well it would help if you learned how to drift correctly - P_enta
1834 chevy forester - SoleTomcat
guys stop I don’t speak bratwurst - P_enta
how can one be so bad at pirating - DomAviation
*Daddel hiding his time machine in panic* - Kasir
Ah the DaddelZeit we all know and love admire - Jakux
I guess that sound effect really flew above his head - Sithhy™
It looks like the driver had enough time to phone the insurance company to tell them that they had crashed before they actually hit the ground. - Bad Driver771
Can't wait to have a foot race against a Pigeon - ManfredE3
beamng.walk - HeepXJ40
The Moonhawk is in an abyss of neglect lmao - Ryo13silvia (on a discord server)
that mod is older than a lot of children - SuperShep1
let me kill myself with my spoon - Softair
It's a lottery, and the main prize is a ban - Softair
while riding on a 24 hour flight: "Hmm i should do the jbeam for my up and coming 2020 ibishu 200bx." - SuperShep1
the first layer just needs some quick unfucking
but the skin layer might need more work - JsZ
jsz the surgeon - LJ74
It's beamng, not call of duty car warfare. - Phym
I get that you're allowed to have an opinion but that one is wrong - !nick

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