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SignatureHi. I am JDMGuy, formerly known as Clover710.
One time my friend was masturbating nude in his computer chair and he sharted. - NameGenerated
I love balls!!- SuperNoob05
Cops will be cops. The war on drugs as a whole is what I have beef with. Whoever called, though, can suck a fucking dick.- Potato
Eat my shorts.-Dunkleosteus
At 20, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.-crazikyle
"I just bought a new chair when moving out of my apartment recently, mostly because all the fake leather was stripping off in tiny pieces and it was toast. I had the chair for 4 years. During that 4 years my ass farted an unimaginable amount of times into the fabric. Tons of bare ass fap sessions and all around general computer throne type activity. Before putting it outside I gave the seat a quick sniff .. I had to know. And by gods, it was the foulest of fouls. Like dead corpses, sprinkled with hot garbage drizzled in fumunda cheese. Years of ass, years of taint secretions all piled, rubbed and caked into one centralized location giving off a toasty aroma.
Instead of throwing it in the trash I put it by the dumpsters. I knew someone else in my complex would see the chair, realize it was in sound shape but just rubbed off leather and take it home. I figured, the chair must live on and my ass, and my taint secretions deserved better than rotting away in some public dump. I imagine as I'm typing this some poor bastard is sitting right on that hot mess.
I suppose a part of me never left that apartment complex." - Alphanoid