- Apr 18, 2017
- November 29
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A slightly bored American kid who's interested in cars but can't even change a tire.
==RIP Narwhal==It's the primal instinct, when threatened, the Kerr retreats to an invisible form by blending in to the backround, it will also use this to stalk its prey, unsuspecting pigeons..... Watch the majestic Kerr in its natural habitat, gridmap, it sees its prey up ahead, a flock on pigeons that have come to feed on the stray node remenents of a long dead H Series. It moves into position, ready to strike, it's blending in camouflage engages, but, it sees something on the horizon, the Kerr is not alone, a herd of wild D Series have begun to chase the pigeons, the Kerr must decide to strike now or later, it goes in for the kill, chasing after one of the pigeons which has fallen behind its pursuers, the lone pigeon honks its horn for help, but no use, the pigeons only defense is strength in numbers, and alone, it is as good as dead. The Kerr pounces and leaps onto the fleeing pigeon, unable to avoid it, the pigeon is just another victim of the wild Kerr
August 2013 - May 2017
You'll be swimming in all of our hearts. Life has no respawns.
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The Kerr will glitch into the pigeon as it is then able to bring it back to its pack, dragging the body along, the Kerr often eats most of the nodes on its way back to his mate, who is waiting with its calfs. The common Kerr dwelling is in tunnels, which make it harder for large prey to attack, often multiple flocks will live on one tunnel at once, here, there are over 27 different flocks, one of the largest recorded formations
This Kerr will never get to rest, as it will spend almost all of its adult life hunting, as he drops off the food, he turns, gives a honk, and goes back out on the hunt, soon, his calf will learn to do this too, as by as little as 9 months of age, young Kerr calfs will hunt with their fathers
Yet, this Kerr is still on the solo hunt, and this time, his flock is very hungry, and the Responsability lays on him, as he is considered the alpha male of the flock, he must bring the most food to sustain leadership, this time, he needs more food than just a pigeon
In the distance, not far, is the vast land of gridsmallpure, a common nesting place for hearts of wild sedans, often living amongst each other, as most sedans are herbivores, they have no reason to attack one another, the Kerr does not have many places to hide, so, it will use its primal camuflauge to stalk its prey
There it is, an I Series has wandered stray from its pack, the Kerr will move closer until it is able to reveal itself and pounce, but the Kerr must be weary, as there are more than just sedans here, a herd of T Series have moved in recently, and have warded off any attackers, often killing them, then leaving their corpses on the edges to discourage more predators, but the Kerr is cleaver, the T series will only attack if it feels threatened, so he just has to keep his distance....
Pounce! The Kerr has left onto the stray I series and has delivered a killing blow to the driveshaft, as the herd of sedans leave, a t series not far turns and charges the Kerr, the Kerr must make a bold move, get food or run
The Kerr grabs as much as it can in its glitch and runs, the t series in hot pursuit, in one pounce, a t series could destroy anything in its path, the Kerr has the advantage, as it is able to go much faster, the Kerr is also much smaller, and can hide in places that the t series can't get at, that's exactly what the Kerr does
This Kerr finds a tunnel to hide in, and let's the t series pass, this Kerr will have to go back out now, after bringing only the bumper, hood, and engine of its I series prey, it has also lists its alpha status, which will go to the next dominant Kerr
(arranged by date)
"I DISAGWEE, EVEWEREEONE AT MY DAYCARE SAYS ITS A GWEAT GAME BUT WHEN I PWAY IT COSTS 20$ THATS SO MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD PAY FOR A GAME, EVERY OWTHER GAME IVE EVER PWAYED WAS A $2 APP ON MY MOMMYS IPAD, I THINK THE CARS ARE STUPID AND THEY ALL HAVE STUPID NAMES, THEY DONT KNOW CARS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BOLIDE OR A BARSTOW OR GAVRIL. THE MAPS ARE TOO LAGGY FOR MY DADDYS OLD DESKTOP AND MY MOMMY WONT LET ME BY A NEW ONE. THIS GAME SUCKS THERE ARENT ANY LAMBORGHUINEES OR FEWARRRREEES AND THE TYIRES HAS NO GWIP. I WANNA REFWUND AND FOUR THE DEVELOPWERS TO DIIIIE
-Every 6 year old who bought the game" - Car8john, 9/3/17, from here
"FAAARNITTE BATTTLLE ROYYAHHLLEEEEE" - Alex_Farmer557, 5/7/18, from here
"I have a 0 liter 0 cylinder invisible engine from Russia" - Raft, 6/27/18, from here
"Unfortunately for you, you have already managed to post some pretty stupid comments which has wasted my time and is why you are currently getting scolded by the creator of this thread, which must be pretty embarrassing." - ben_arkless, 8/2/18, from here
"That was YEARS ago. Now, I was asking for official community moderators, not some little kid in a cop outfit thinking he can roll with the sheriff." - Fera, 8/16/18, from a deleted thread