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- May 24, 2018 at 9:34 PM
- Sep 25, 2016
This used to be my sig, before they fucked it all up.
Some Quotes, "Because putting yourself in your signature is disrespectful."*
"this would be a funny quote for someone to put in there sig" - keys, 10-4-2017
"I want a drivable dildo" - cookieman, 10-9-17
"#modernslavery #lel #getrekt" - Nadeox1, 12-11-14
"You guys have it all so wrong
Gavril = Tesla
Hirochi = Microsoft
Ibishi = Konigsegg
ETK = Monsanto
Bruckell = Harrison Ford
Solidad = Charmand"
"They have gotten rid of the Aston martin grill!
Brb, gonna raid Detroit." - Carbohydration, on the new Ford Fiesta
"How soft are feathers to the bird? When I cuddle my quail, her feathers are softer than cotton balls."
"please leave me alone, i just want to be left alone. do not bother me, i just want to be left alone. i tell you 'leave me alone' and you still bother me. why you do this? every morning i put cocoa butter on my skin, so that my skin has the healthy glow. now leave me alone. i dont want this. you try to give me this, i dont want this. i want to be left alone. eveyr morning i wake up, i go outside. the first morning, i find a snake and i kill the snake. the second morning, i go outside. another snake. the same color, the same size. i kill the snake. the third morning. the third morning, i go outside, there is a snake and right before i kill the snake, the snake looks up at me and he says to me 'i just want to be left alone, why you do this?' i left the snake alone. i find no more snakes in the morning."
"COPY THIS INTO YOUR SIG."
-Happy now? Did I satisfy your fear-mongering needs?
"The ibishu pigeon windows windowns not shattering "breaking" when crashing the 3 door car."
"I want the dialogues
(Dialogue to say):I am just left the gang and was back in mess"
-MihaMBK on his FrizEris movie application, 12-23-17
"kaiser imnop how look like black and white?"
-huatuanhai, trying to appease the Imnop, 12-31-2017
"I hope whoever made this game whoever approved this game dies the most painful way possible this is a literal car accident I would rather die than play an hour of this"- review on one of the Beam ripoffs
"they complained because their buttholes got diddled"
-TechnicolorDalek, discussing the site's chat function, 2-21-2018
"Launch in more than 1 year"
-Steam, trying to update BeamNG
"Only maniac use punctuation"
-Kaiser Imnop, 3-16-2018
SignatureThis site has a chat function. Stop whining about profile posts and status updates, there IS a shitposting alternative!
I AM the Amazing Mr. Mohs.
@Car8john is a dev, but you newbies can't message him anymore. Joke's on you.