Strike. It's communism! You're in Russia and it's 1992. You're looking for a nice, fancy and feature-packed transportation, you've come to the right place, friend!
Who needs wipers when you have Double Quad Headlamps?
Why have 4 doors when you can have two?
We ran out of black so here's a blue so dark you look like the king mafia.
We've taken great care to revamp it for 1992, Generously mated it to a scratch built but smaller engine, a Line6, yes you read that right an Inline 6 engine! What an exotic piece of kit we have for you, and it sounds mindbogglingly good. Little honda is no slouch revving to high heaven at 9k and takes up 40% less space. Incrediblly, this ingenius design allows you to fit in a groundbreaking extra 2 passengers in the engine compartment, for those funtime family holiday road trips! Many of our clients are over the moon with their purchase and so will you if you choose us! One happy chapper even claimed to smuggle 4 under the hood! Can you believe it?
ZERO! Crash Protection ensures you survive those really long road trips in style when you save over 40% more fuel than your neighbors! This one's light as a feather weighs in a brilliantly low 1300kg!!! What a time to be alive! And it rides as smooth as silk for a high powered family car! Damn close to 300 bull powers it'll give you a swing in the 0-60!
Now you too can impersonate the mafia, it's fun for the whole family!
Identification VIN, in case of fatal road mistake: boat tri21
Debaged for that exotic flavor.
Even does stunningly well in crash tests, we've heard