2 sentence horror stories

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  1. bussin.buses

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    Fix your space bar already.
     
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  2. dmc turbo

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    i_wont_leave_this_keyboard._its_still_good
     
  3. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    You are playing Wangan Midnight/Initial D the Arcade now at arcade hall,and you are a manual gearbox user.
    Suddenly here comes a naughty 4 years old boy who reached his hand to your shift stick while you are driving with joy
     
  4. simsimw

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    in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well.
    let's justr say. My peanits.:eek::eek::eek:
     
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  5. someguy5738

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    shit shit SHIT DELETED DELETED
     
  6. simsimw

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    The message doesn’t say edited????
     
  7. 1M_Funny_Things

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    You can remove that bit
     
  8. bussin.buses

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    If you change it within five minutes of posting, the ‘edited’ thing won’t show up.
     
  9. someguy5738

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    Actually, no, that's because I deleted the message almost instantly after posting it. The "edited" marker only shows up if you edit or delete your message after the first 5 minutes of posting it - you can't really remove it.

    Even then, I guess the new, post-deleted message content could, in a way, also serve as not even a two sentence, but technically, in fact, a ONE sentence horror story:

    - Main character/protagonist (me) is (or was, at the time) distraught and in peril
    - Sense of mystery as to what I could have possibly written earlier
    - Not much information is given about the situation, adding to the atmosphere & ambience (I learnt this trick from either VSauce or Scruffy, can't remember which one of the two I learnt it from but I definitely watched both of their videos)
    --- Post updated ---
    ... You're telling me I read the messages this morning, started typing my reply down, gave in to my lack of sleep (I only had 2 hours of sleep last night), dozed off for a while, woke up again, and came back to my draft only to find out someone ninja'd me by over 2 and a half hours???

    ... Well, okay, I guess it was my fault to blame. I'm sorry lol
     
  10. bussin.buses

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    Ha, it’s fine.
     
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