70,000 play pokemon crystal at once.

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  1. Potato

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    My grandfather died of bone cancer last fall. He was a kool dood. I miss him.

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    Yea I do a lot of stupid shit.
     
  2. TechnicolorDalek

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    Well. The extent of my close interaction with other people my age is fighting them. I look like an easy target... but beneath this soft exterior, is a seething black vortex of a heart ready to rain hell on those who think they can beat up on me just because I'm an antisocial nerd.
     
  3. JDMClark

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    I take it you live relatively close to me. My co2 540fps pistol and a hunting pellets are awaiting you.
     
  4. Potato

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    I'm not antisocial,and I wouldn't really call myself a nerd, but I am puny. I hate being small so much. Gah. It sucks. I've given up on even trying to interact with girls. No one wants to be in a relationship with a short guy. My friends and parents think I'm gay because of this.
     
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    I figured a day in the life of a potato consisted of being eaten, sitting in the ground, or in a bag. TIL.

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    Edit for above post; Brotip #1 the way to get a girl to like you is really to just chill out. Think it over too much and you'll blow it. And they love it when you can make them laugh, that's always a plus.
     
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    Okay before I go, let me tell you how I think cancer happens, according to my biology class from last week:

    So, one cell is trying to grow, and it manages to grow, but when it should stop growing it ju-NOPE HAHA SCREW ALL OF YOU JUST GONNA KEEP ON GROWING DONT MIND ME JUST GONNA RUIN YA LIFE HEEHEE.

    So yeah. Now this bird sleeps.
     
  7. Potato

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    I'm actually real close to you. Ya know what I'll pm you specifics I don't really want to get raped.
     
  8. JDMClark

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    Don't give up hope my friend is like 5'4 and skinny and he gets lots of women. I'm out of the game though. Engaged and happy.. Still browse the menu every now and then but who else on a diet doesn't?

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    KY in hand.
     
  9. TechnicolorDalek

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    Ah, well, my parents say "You're not dating any girl until you're 18 and out of this house". :p
    Not that I could get one anyway... I'm tall and stocky. Which makes me look fatter than I am.
     
  10. Hemi

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    What sort of living conditions are these?
     
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    That's just strange. If I had a son I'd be pro him dating. A daughter will live in the basement till she's 25.
     
  12. TechnicolorDalek

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    Catholic ones, apparently.

    Though as long as we don't get nekked... I don't see anything in the book that says you can't date.
     
  13. Potato

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    My parents don't care. I think they want me to get a girlfriend, so they can be relieved that i'm not gay. Which I'm not. Let me tell you I am a raging heterosexual. Tall and stocky? That's great. Man I wish I would grow.

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    My dad was catholic. Didn't stop him from getting all teh weminz.
     
  14. TechnicolorDalek

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    I am a clumsy ox though.
     
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    Not to be offensive but be happy your not a Muslim female teen.. Your not even allowed to talk on the phone with a boy for no reason unless a parent is nearby. Absolutely no affections should be shown. If you display those emotions a lot they have a word for it but your pretty much a whore if u call a guy handsome or whatever.
     
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    I find getting asked the question of what the scar on my neck is from is a really good icebreaker. If there was one upside to cancer I'd say picking up women with its lasting effects is a pretty good one. :D
     
  17. Potato

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    LOL.
    I need to go to sleep so I am not a vegetable at school tomorrow. :p
     
  18. Again_Dejavu

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    Hey kids! Are you depressed/hyperactive/bloody insane?
    If so, I have got a plan for you.

    Sit at the crazy table!

    No matter what you do you can fit in, even being normal works!
    You'll get to be social without the work of being normal!
    Its amazing.

    Source: Depressed/Hyperactive/Bloody Insane and having the time of my life.
    ((Seriously when I saw Cardinal's list of disabilities I started getting worried. Dude has all the same same stuff))
     
  19. Cardinal799

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    I just was forced into the life of social deprivation. Pretty much, people thought it was funny to exclude me from a lot of things if I didn't have something. I have my group of friends, and some are better than others at knowing what to joke about. Since none of my friends live close enough to me for us to hang out, I am just a mess at home. I think since it just makes me happy to be with people, and I can't be permanently sad around others, according to my facial expressions, so really no one ends up knowing what I feel.

    I am not trying to make myself look sad (I definitely am not trying to do it for attention), but to others it looks like I am the happiest person ever, but I am just not at all. (Also some other person thinks it is good to literally make me look like a horrible person whenever I try to even converse with a girl, so that is most likely what I hate the most, because they manage to keep them away from me as soon as we actually become friends. Fucking stupid.)

    Also the fact that I get so overexcited about the tiniest little things is kind of pathetic, because everyone wonders what I am so excited about, and it is just because I have no other source of excitement in my life (I get really annoyed when my mom tells me that not playing will get me better grades, and in any other case, that would be true, but I would just get really bored with everything, because there is literally zero excitement in my life otherwise. Yes, it is very pathetic.)
     
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  20. Again_Dejavu

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    Trust me man, I know what you mean.
    (Seriously, are you my clone?)
    Keypad borkd brb

    FIXED IT

    Wait a second... I'm gonna PM you something.
     
    #80 Again_Dejavu, Feb 18, 2014
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