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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by HadACoolName, May 27, 2014.

  1. HadACoolName

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    Here you can post jokes about BeamNG (no insulting or mean jokes please)
    Ok Ill start

    Why couldnt the BeamNG devs have a sauna?
    They have no Steam

    Not perfect but you do better :p
     
    #1 HadACoolName, May 27, 2014
  2. Bubbleawsome

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    IDEHARICSTWSAATT
    (It's an acronym.)
     
    #2 Bubbleawsome, May 27, 2014
  3. HadACoolName

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    "I Don't Even Have Any Real Idea Cus' Seriously This Was So Annoying And Totally Twattish"?
     
    #3 HadACoolName, May 27, 2014
  4. Zappymouse

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    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not slidenodes.

    *audience roars with laughter*
     
    #4 Zappymouse, May 27, 2014
  5. Petrovsky

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    Why did the Pigeon cross the road?
    T75 doesn't fit in the garage :p

    * audience boos*
     
    #5 Petrovsky, May 27, 2014
  6. Cardinal799

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    My life in BeamNG.
     
    #6 Cardinal799, May 27, 2014
  7. WacKEDmaN

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    why did the chicken sit in the middle of the road?
    coz it had no jbeams!



    hmm now theres an idea!! :p
     
    #7 WacKEDmaN, May 27, 2014
  8. Petrovsky

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    Why did the russian car cry?

    Because the grand marshall's n/b hurts.
     
    #8 Petrovsky, May 27, 2014
  9. TechnicolorDalek

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    I don't get it.
     
    #9 TechnicolorDalek, May 27, 2014
  10. Stormdrain

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    race update

    boom

    jk tdev <3 you
     
    #10 Stormdrain, May 28, 2014
  11. TYLERTJ

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    My computer running BeamNG with good FPS... D:
     
    #11 TYLERTJ, May 28, 2014
  12. HadACoolName

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    Hes saying his life in BeamNG is a joke
     
    #12 HadACoolName, May 28, 2014
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    7007820bbd.png


    /thread
     
    #13 dkutch, May 28, 2014
  14. IBsenoj

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    Why does beamng.com automatically open when my computer turns on?

    -Because we all have no life, friends, or family.-

    pfftch_laughing_rage_face_comic_meme_poster-rb857504fcdd34b2788cb22824f774204_jih_400.jpg

    not even funny...
     
    #14 IBsenoj, May 28, 2014
  15. JAM3SwGAM3S

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    BeamNG is Love
    BeamNG is Life
     
    #15 JAM3SwGAM3S, May 28, 2014
  16. vmlinuz

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    Yes please

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    Q: Which is faster, a Pigeon or a LeGran?
    A: First we need to know if we're talking about a laden or unladen Pigeon. And what exactly is the weight of the driver/cargo? Until we know that, we can't begin to calculate the Pigeon's velocity!
     
    #16 vmlinuz, May 28, 2014
  17. TechnicolorDalek

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    That's not funny.
     
    #17 TechnicolorDalek, May 28, 2014
  18. Cardinal799

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    I would have said my life but the joke had to involve beamng. Still sad though. XD
     
    #18 Cardinal799, May 30, 2014
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