Welcome to the first edition of Shitty Mod Reviews, hosted by your unqualified host Silvermanblue. So lets show our guests what crap we have for them today! On the far left we have a Early 80's Pontiac grand prix stock car, sounds great right? No! It's just slapped on the Moonhawk chassis! However kudos for removing the gta materials, as opposed to one of out later modifications. Also in crashes the parts like to fly off at 1 hundred billion miles an hour, great party trick. Our next one is a Cadillac CTS-V. This one is very awful, slapped on the GM frame with minimal jbeam edits. It also has super wrong sounding 4 cylinder engine sounds from the covet. I do not even f*cking know on this one. Also color is unchangable, so that's a negative. Crash physics and handling are also understandably horrible. Apparently CTS-v's come with body on frame construction now, who knew? The next contestant is a beauty, I am sure the modeler at turn 10 worked very hard on her. But as far as a convert this one is poor at best, this one is an obvious GTA san andreas convert. As you will note the green headlights. And this one gets extra crappy, can you guess the jbeam for this one, the ETK I? NO! that would make sense, this is on the GM frame also, and it still has four doors. Real quality guys. Suspension geometry is also FUBAR due to not moving the suspension bits around properly. On to our last modification for today, A Shelby GT500. For starters it is on the wrong chassis, sitting on the Moonhawk instead of the Barstow. Mustangs do not have frames, at most they have subframes. Crash physics are very bad and spikey. Headlights and taillights are in the wrong areas or hidden behind body work. But hey, at least you can change the color on this one, take a suggestion from me and paint it brown and flush it down the toilet. And now our sponsors! Gamemodding.RU which is happy to accept (or steal) and re-upload any crappy beamng modification on the internet. Turn 10 studios for their beautiful models that someone took time to port to gta and then were stolen and put in beamng with little to no effort! You da real MVP! Random gta modder for the great Pontiac stock car model, Unknown but not forgotten. Don't waste time downloading this crap, let my dumbass do it for you!
The Ibishu Pessima 4WD perfect for your everyday offroad adventure. This now only needs a air suspension and lockable diffs and id have a Subaru legacy hubertus
wagons when you enter a race just to sit in the middle and mess everyone up V is for void o yis I did that moment when you leave your doors open and your VENKAKES fall out and someone hits them. Then the CIA hires you to assassinate "dangers to the country"