Every Human down in WCAville liked Christmas a lot, But the Stig, who lived just next to WCAville, did not. The Stig hated Christmas the whole Christmas season! Now, please dont ask why, no one knows the reason. It could be perhaps, his shoes were too tight. It could be perhaps, his head wasnt screwed on just right. But I think the most likely reason of all, May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Scared the shit out of me, I thought you could drive through this thing like you can through the other christmas decorations and I wasn't really awake yet xD