Dumbest thing you've ever done

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  1. ThatCarGuyDownTheStreet

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    You guys can probably inference how this goes but, just incase here are some instructions:
    1) Post in the comments something stupid you've done.
    2) I will probably reply
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    I'll start:
    >at grandfather's house w/cousin
    >bored asf
    >find 2*4's in garage
    >"What should we do with these Anon?"
    >"Hey, you know that thing where there's the two guys on horses with sticks and they try and kill each other?"
    >"Yea-ohhh... are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
    >get on roof, kinda sketchy
    >3
    >2
    >1
    >CHARGE
    >we both are ****ed up, nearly fall off, I am badly bruised with a broken toe, and cousin's arm is bleeding, and we have the wind knocked out of each other
    >never allowed in the garage again
     
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  2. Danny Werewolf

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    Probably getting into an unknowingly broken elevator before my parents did and being trapped as they called some firefighters to pry the doors open...Don't get mad that I cried to death, you would have too...
     
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  3. Codeslamer

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    You're right. I would've cried to death. Which is exactly why i will forever avoid them
     
  4. C747

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    The DUMBEST thing i've done was distracting my dad while driving, he touched a girl's car, i though *i'm dead*, luckily nothing happened
     
  5. FS16

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    Already posted, but fuck it
     
  6. DuneWulff

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    I was driving through an accident scene when I heard another car crash into another, instead of doing what any driver is supposed to do, I looked in my rear view to see what had happened.
    Well traffic ahead of me suddenly came to a stop and I looked ahead just in time for me to be able to yank the hell out of the steering wheel. I went into a ditch but was able to drive back out without any damage. Luckily, I didn't plow into the car ahead of me.
    I guess everybody screws up sometimes. I was cleaning mud and dirt off the undercarriage for weeks after that.
     
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  7. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

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    Now I have done stuff that other people may say is stupid like playing football but I remember getting knock out after I thru a snow shove at a tree and it bounced back at me.
     
  8. ¿Carbohydration?

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    Join this forum.
     
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  9. Faction54

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    damn.
     
  10. BombBoy4

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    If that's the dumbest thing you've ever done then I'll say you've had a damn fine life.
     
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  11. ThatCarGuyDownTheStreet

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    nice.
     
  12. GamerTag76

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    I jumped on my bed and busted the wooden frame under it. Wood chunks were everywhere after i broke it and it didn't end well for night sleeping...
     
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  13. Hazer55

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    I once microwaved a jam doughnut for 90 seconds then bit into it, and in the process crushed it in my hand spraying very hot jam on my legs (i was laying on the ground at the time).
     
  14. nosraenyr kcirtap kcin

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  15. rottenfitzy

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    90 seconds? Thats quite a while.
     
  16. jjjjj

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    Okay so a few days ago we got electronic mouse traps so I decided to take off the part that the mouse goes in, so me being the bored idiot that I am I somehow managed to shock the s*** out of myself to the point which I fall over...yeah hardwood floor really f***ing hurts if you fall on your hip.
     
  17. ThatCarGuyDownTheStreet

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    I fell asleep taking a dump, and fell off of the toilet. Also fell asleep in class and fell into my homie's lap, crushing his peen. R.I.P. sam's peen.
     
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  18. jjjjj

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    #relatable
     
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  19. Hazer55

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    That was my first re-heating experience of a Jam doughnut.
     
  20. PriusRepellent

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    Playing with fire as a kid was probably the dumbest thing I've ever done (including doing stuff like throwing batteries into a fire, burning AXE spray, etc)... somehow no harm came of it, but looking back I realize what COULD have happened.

    On the opposite end of that, I once decided to fill a plastic bottle with water then use it as a target for my BB gun. The BBs ended up getting stopped by the water, and sinking to the bottom of the bottle. That allowed me to re-use the BBs.
     
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