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  1. Modem

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    i was a mistake
     
  2. workclock1©

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    Oh.. Woah.. This got deep
     
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    I think its funny but It was quite unfortunate for my friend and it could've turned into a real dangerous situation. But one time my friend my brother and I were riding to the mall to go see a movie. His car was having transmission problems a bit before we left but we thought we'd be okay. We were very wrong...my friend decided to floor it when the transmission gave out to try to "re-engage" it as he said XD I tried to warn him as he was doing it but to his error he didn't listen. This was an extremely bad error because the car started to slow and he floored it exploding the transmission and sending transmission fluid all over a hot motor. I remember a distinct 2 foot flame right where the hood meets the windshield right in front of me. He pulled over very quick and we bailed, we ran like the wind and then watched it burn. lol
     
  4. H/\Z/\RDOUS

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    not fun
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    i had a light fixture fall on my head
     
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  5. workclock1©

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    You should of recorded it burning and made it a .GIF

    What car was it? And That's Unfortunate
     
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  6. Car8john

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    Where did you download this from?
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    Btw nice Greek letters, I'm guessing this is a new wave of Russian mods that only true Eastern European descendants understand...
     
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  7. supercharge71

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    I did record it XD here's the video WARNING SOME FOUL LANGUAGE FROM MY FRIEND
    The car was a 2006 Volkswagen Beetle
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  8. workclock1©

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    I remember one of my parents sold a Beetle and IT Exploded on the buyer about 6 days latero_O
     
  9. Car8john

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    I'm going to guess where you are by your accents

    Newfoundland or Austrailia
     
  10. supercharge71

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    Omg....Beetles don't seem to play nice huh
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    Extremely southern American lol
     
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  11. workclock1©

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    Nope, It's a Volkswagen, i like to call them the turds that like fire under their hoods
     
  12. Car8john

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    I remember a story my dad told me that he was sitting in a fast food drive thru when a beetle just caught fire out of nowhere
     
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    XD
    Its at lua.org
    Greek Russian Eastern European. I'd like to see that person in real life.
    I'm confused.

    Greek letters
    Russian mods
    true eastern European descendants

    Weird
     
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  14. workclock1©

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    NEVER BUY A BEETLE
     
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  15. Car8john

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    Close... Ish.. Yalls say yer words like dey don't have lotta sense bud

    Literally Canada...
     
  16. supercharge71

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    Extremely southern American lol
    I second this fully
     
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    Eastern Eurpoean- Nikola Tesla, People from Greece, Beethoven? Bach? Michelangelo? Da Vinchi? Idk, people, mostly grandparents who make you eat all the food on the table...
     
  18. workclock1©

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    We got off-topic real fast..
     
  19. Car8john

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    Still funny stories, well, funny spam?

    All my posts are spam, really, not a single one contributes anything at all to the community, honestly, I'm famous from funny spam...
     
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  20. Stratolifter

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    So I work in retail, a convenience store in a crappy suburb and I do the night shifts so you could imagine the weird crap I encounter late at night.

    Quite recently I had a homeless bum come in and ask if I could light his joint. I just looked him in the eyes without saying a word and stared him down till he left the store.

    A few weeks ago I had an ice addict come in and have a spasm/seizure/I-don't-even-know-wtf-was-happening on the ground and I had to call an ambulance. Halfway through the call with the QAS operator, he got up, stumbled to his bicycle and rode away.

    I love my job.
     
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