General discussion

I have a cat. What pet(s) do you guys have?

 

I have a fox terrier jack Russel cross and a black and white cat which is really annoying during feeding times.

There are some parents out there that shouldn't have kids period.


Are you thinking of finding another job?

 

Cats can be very impatient, but for me it's worth it to have a partner always by you.

 

Heck no, I just got this one, and I thank God for it. I plan to stay at least a few months here. It's not likely to become a career, but...

 

Forbes.com wants me to punch my keyboard when I go on their site with Adblock.

When I refresh the page with Adblock still on.

When I turn off Adblock and refresh the page.


JUST GET ME TO THE SITE!

 

Boycott Forbes.

 

Its my day off, I thought I'd sleep in & just chill. Woke up to an odd noise, look down & my cat is murdering a bird, right beside my bed.
Ah, that really sets the mood for the day doesn't it.

 

How'd the bird get in?

 

Get revenge by killing someone next to your cat's bed when it asleep and leave the head next to it.

 

Australia

 

A better question would be how the cat got in, I put him out before I went to bed.

 

Australia.

 

Out of your room or out of your house? Either way, your cat could be one of the annoying varieties that can open doors...

 

So, next week I get my new computer. Very Excited!

 

How about you go out and murder a pig?

 

Thats just plain evil. Even though I murder thousands people in GTA V.

 

Eating them anyway. Cats are just so much more economic than humans, they kill their food when they want to eat it so they don't need a fride. Wait, that meaens they're even way more ecologic than humans! Damn!

 

Maybe cats will take over the world. Or maybe ISIS terrorists are cats in disguise. I hope it will never happen.

 

Oh my god. Now it all makes sense.
But how do the Illuminati and Donald Trump fit in there?