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id be intrigued and scared at the same time

 

oh god oh fuck ive been discovered.

 

Is that why you have no limbs? Is it because you came from the trunk of my vehicle?

 

Wait what the fuck do you put in the trunk of your car?
Also "Got No Limbs" is a reference to semi-popular streamer and youtuber Pokay.

 

Nothing, save for groceries. I have no idea how you even got in there.

 

idk how i got here either

 

I bought my first Android phone today. It be a Galaxy Note 10+.

I'm scared and confused. It's not an iPhone. How do I use it?

 

imagine wanting to live in a country with:
poor education
incompetent president
school shootings
mass obesity
no paid maternity leave
fuck all roundabouts because you're too stupid to understand them
racial division
no national healthcare
(Removed for overgeneralisation)
sales tax not added to sticker price

 

This better be posted for satirical reasons

 

no i genuinely dislike america

 

I mean, you can live in a country and like living there but also realize its faults and want it to improve

They aren't mutually exclusive feelings

 

Man, I wish people would stop looking at just the negatives.

 

amrerica bad big chungus good

if you dont like amerca yuo can mov e to big chungus

 

I liked that one profile picture vmlinuz had with Doge doing that weird arm-roll thing. Also, if you happen to be reading this, could I use that profile picture by any chance?

 

You know that feeling when there's no traffic ahead and you're approaching a red light but it turns green right before you reach it? Let's hope 2020 is gonna be that smooth.
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Yeah, but when they almost outweigh the positives how can you not? Shit, I don't hate it here but I'm sure as hell not proud of everything that happens. I've thought of moving outta here multiple times (not that I have the choice yet). Canada's not perfect but at least all of that stuff isn't common up there. But also, even though I'm a July baby, the heat hates me and I hate it, so I'll take 68 degrees over damn near 100 any day.

 

Go ahead

OT: o shit waddup

 

The stars have a l i g n e d.

 

Where might I be able to find it?

 

There’s no doubt a lot of issues in America, I’m not a fan of quite a few things myself. That being said, though, America is a pretty great place to be compared to some less fortunate areas of the world. Do I love living in America? It’s alright. Do I feel the need to move elsewhere? Absolutely not.

edit: to be fair I have absolutely no argument about roundabouts and Californians nobody understands either

 

You're the type of person that makes me want to jump off a roof.

Nobody has a right to anything. You must work for a living you fucking communist.