If there was a natural disaster, I'd go to my local Waffle House. Look up "Waffle House Index" to understand why.
If there was a hurricane i would grab a lawn chair, crack open a cold one, sit in the middle of a field and watch the show
Just so you know, if you were to go outside during a hurricane you would just get drenched. If its a bad one you might get hit by small tree limbs and other lightweight debris. The most dangerous thing is really lawn chairs because they are really light until they hit you or a window.
No, i like to drink with me, myself and i Also, no --- Post updated --- well thats why i'd attach a beach umbrella to a chair so i move with the rain, that way i dont get wet because im flying with the rain, plus if im flying, ill be with myself and my whisky. Oh happy days !