***This is in Euro Truck Simulator 2*** I was booking it at 98 MPH on the right shoulder to get around a slow truck that was going way way too slow and flew past him on to this big turn. I then realized that turn was a exit ramp. And I now was taking it at 99 MPH. I SLAMMED on brakes and still bashed into a truck and somehow managed to turn 180 degrees. My truck then skipped and bounced like crazy on the road. My truck was too damaged to continue.
The UK must be home to some of the thickest insects on this planet. A moth decided to sleep on the backrest of my chair while i was sitting on it, so i decided to try and move it. I slid my hand next to it and as i kept sliding towards it while it was sleeping it kept readjusting itself so that more and more of its legs were on my hand. Until the point where i could just throw it out the window. I have even had insects scuttle across the floor up the side of my foot only to sit on top of my foot while i look down at them in awe of their stupidity. If i was a bit more brutal i could just kill them then and there, do they not realize this? Or maybe that's the point, maybe they are so intelligent that they have learned that they can come into my room sleep on the wall in the warmth and they must know that i will just leave them there to it, then when they want to leave they can just pester me until i boost them out of the window at high velocity just like a roller coaster. I think they are more intelligent than we give them credit for. I think they must have some sort of secret agenda. I think its a conspiracy i tell you, a conspiracy...
Nah, I think they're just lazy. They do what they must to put up as little an effort as possible. Or toy with them. I once took a small congregation of ladybugs cruising via an N-gauge electric train set.
For now i just take photos and hope that irritates them enough. But perhaps they just like getting their photos taken. Perhaps that is their ultimate goal, to become famous among the BeamNG community, for that must be the dream. Or perhaps i should just sleep...
This is annoying and... sad... 98% of the people who watch my video are.... MALE. Yup. 2% of my viewers are female, rip girlfriend. D:
I hope that my friend Greg at Paxton Campus School for special needs students, brings the military 1980s gas mask tomorrow for me to see if i want it to add to my mask collection!!!
Mine are N/A because I have 43 views I guess. All also external so no youtube account linked with the views AFAIK. I'm not into youtube though, so I have no idea how it works.
I have a surprising amount of viewers from the middle east because they're into crown vics over there. Or something like that.
