injuries

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  1. Danny Werewolf

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    If your talking about mine, i'm pretty sure it was true. It is pretty blurry, but i'm sure it's true ;/
     
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  2. holographicdreams

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    ok, i reveal, i've gotten paper cuts. applause anyone?
     
  3. ¿Carbohydration?

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    Poor you. My condolences. :(
     
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  4. allen key

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    oy m8, you stole my joke, now ill give you some more injuries (งಠ╭╮ಠ)ง
     
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  5. ¿Carbohydration?

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    SAVAGE!
     
  6. asf2424

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    i've mostly gotten cuts and scrapes
    however, once i made everything hurt by riding some weird spinny thing

    my neck hurt as well as everything else
     
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  7. allen key

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    you like jazz?
    _TT
    -|ಠ ͜つಠ|
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  8. asf2424

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    oof
     
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  9. allen key

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    insta-cancer
     
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  10. Danny Werewolf

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    Off Topic...
     
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  11. allen key

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    bu-bu-but insta-cancer is an injury
     
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  12. ConcordeLXi

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    I fell off my bike when I was nine and my knee landed on a pile of gravel. Long story short, I have a scar on my knee and there's probably still some gravel in my leg.
     
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  13. ¿Carbohydration?

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    I got my nail pulled up along with my skin.
     
  14. JBatic

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    my major injuries in order of when they happened
    1 got a large piece of wood stuck in my middle finger
    2 got a large gash on my chin from a concrete bench
    3 got a deep cut in my arm taking a fender off some junk f150 (had no floor or bottom of cab for that matter)
    4 got hit in head with 2 falling 2x4s
    5 burned middle finger on toaster oven
    6 got a very large blood blister on my other middle finger when it pinched it in a jack stand(what is it with my middle finger?:p)
    7 various cuts, scrapes, bruises and crushed fingers.
     
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  15. holographicdreams

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    ok. i just have humongous gashes across my legs from playing soccer without protective equipment. that's it.
     
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  16. Logi_Veloce

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    Cracked growth plate in my right foot. Went into a slide tackle in football/soccer and I was a bit too late, so I got my opponent instead of the ball, and then he fell to over my foot, bending it back and cracking the bone in two. Luckily that was it since I'm right footed and love the sport.
     
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  17. RobertGracie

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    Split my lip open when I was a toddler

    stabbed in the hand by my younger brother required 3 stitches, fractured right cheek bone in my face because a ball hit me right in the face and if I hadnt been wearing glasses the injuries would have been far worse

    Fractured left ankle ended up with 2 weeks out because I put my foot side on to the stairs and went over and I knew it had gone because of the swelling

    Split my left index finger open on the tip with of all things a Stanley knife blade but oddly I patched myself up because I knew exactly what to do which was weird because I had no medical training it was as if I wasnt in control and my dad said it was an ideal fix despite the insulation tape around it

    so yeah I have been through the wars a bit but I am here and in one piece :)
     
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  18. Max8Adam

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    Ok... this one is very stupid


    So in 5th grade in early March or late March, we were playing prion ball in my gym (around 2013). So we started, and nothing felt weird at all. but when I threw one of the foam Nerf footballs, i felt a very sharp pain in my right arm (i was right handed). I went to the hospital about 30 minutes after that, and it turned out to be that I broke my arm.
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    And I got a concussion for falling off my bike without a helmet on in May of 2015
     
  19. allen key

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    i once bit a big chunk of my tongue off, had to be sowed back on, im lucky to be able to taste stuff with that part of it
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    the worst part is, i could not eat solid food for weeks
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    or speak properly
     
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  20. LucasBE

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    I only had one major problem : When i was 8 - 9, I fell off my wardrobe (I was searching something on it) (it was 2.50m high) And i had a broken shoulder until i was 10...
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    And please, that's not a thread to like posts because some people just had big injuries and you like it @WalrusVersionofCRAZYRACER ...
     
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