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Discussion in 'General Off-Topic' started by WentwardB60, Nov 21, 2018.
wouldn’t that be a toilet paper factory but smell like poop and pee
Why one car in GTA is called Futo?
Because nani? Kansei doriFUTO?
or because fu-to = to-fu = tofu = the stuff that the dude delivers up the mountain pass in initial d.
a horse walked into a bar
the bar-tender asks "why the long face?"
the horse says "my alcohol addiction is tearing my familiy apart. whiskey on the rocks please."
Chrysler Cordoba virus.
Symptoms: Poor rustproofing, low power, terrible handling.
Just three words: Orange Peel P50
Last Friday I wanted to play GTA after school. Soon after my classes ended, I stole several cars, robbed a convenience store and took part in a big police shootout.
Then I came home and started playing GTA.
A car dealer asks a new employee:
- How do you think we keep our cars so shiny here?
The employee replies:
And the dealer says:
- Jak pana zdaniem utrzymujemy na tych samochodach taki połysk?
Why is the Buick Century called Century?
Because you have to be 100 to drive one.
why did the chicken cross the road
I went to open.spotify.com and saw a server error.
Does it mean it's now closed.spotify.com?
So, I have a boy dog, and he has a mom.
So I guess that makes my dog a son of a bitch?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that's run out of gas?
- A Ford Siesta
Haha I suppose so!
Yeah, actually. that word did kinda change its meaning didn't it.
Haha yeah xD
As the motorist put it when he wrapped his sports car around a tree,”That’s the way the Mercedes Benz!”.
Cringe I know.
I dont remember
What is a pirate's favorite car? The Honda Civic Type ARRR!
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What's the fastest car? VTEC