I totally agree with you on that one! Also, I've got another one. After looking at his friend's new truck, Gerard goes back home where his brother and him are living. Upon entering his home, this is what he says: "Did you see my friend's new truck? Those headlights were Hella bright!"
Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad." This continued for several days, until one morning the drumming suddenly stopped and all the natives panicked and ran screaming. One of the campers asked the guide "What's the matter?" The guide, looking very frightened, said: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad,". "Why is it bad?" asked a member of the safari. "Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!"
Nice one! Ive got a batman joke right here. "Batman the batmobile wont start!" "Check the battery" "What's a tery?"
Lol, that's so funny! Thanks for sharing! I don't get yours, though. Do you mean "What's it say?"? Sorry, I'm not familiar with Batman, or any DC/Marvel comic character. But still, thanks!
U know how lots of batmans equipment starts with "bat" for example "Bat"mobile. "Bat"tery Battery "Bat"tery. Get now maybe?
This is a true story... A friend of mine was driving down the road one day, and he saw a car packed full of junk up to the windows. He kept going, and saw another car pulled over about a half mile ahead, also completely packed with junk. He came back a about a half hour later, and saw the same two cars, both about a mile ahead of where they were before, and a woman was walking from the first one to the second one. He drove by a couple more times, and each time the cars were moved ahead. The woman must have been moving. She would drive one car about a half mile, park it, and walk back to the other one. Then drive that one ahead, park it and walk back to the other one, and drive it ahead.
Hehehe... I get the joke. Thanks for sharing! I'm also so glad that people actually post to my thread. Thanks so much, guys!
A man is telling a story to his friend. He says: - So, last night I was at that sexy girl's place, and we were talkin' dirty. And at one point she blindfolded herself and said "Do what you want!". So, y'know, I grabbed her phone and laptop and walked out... At that point, his friend starts laughing. The first guy replies: -What you laughin' at? If you had been there, we could have taken the TV!
How many Grateful Dead fans do you need to change a lightbulb? 10,301. One to change it, 300 to make bootleg copies of it, 10,000 to follow it for 40 years after it burned out.
A sick man comes to a doctor. After an inspection, the doctor says "I have very bad news for you." The man asks "What is so wrong?" The doctor answers: "I missed all the lectures about your illness back in med school."
lol! Better get a new doctor, then! That's really funny, thanks for sharing it! BTW: You're really good at telling stories, great job!
Studies have shown that if presented with song lyrics, the human mind will produce the melody and have it in the background. According to the researchers, your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.
