mid 2000s top gear challenge in an alternate universe, probably bought by clarkson 1992 Pontiac Bonneville?
Standing next to the road on route 66, covered with dust, full of that and likely to get towed away and be scrapped. Lada Niva?
in one of those russian cold start compilations, complete with those stupid aftermarket devices that bleep and bloop like crazy Mitsubishi Minica Lettuce?