WIP Middle of Nowhere, Ohio

Man, everybody is from Ohio here.....

 

The poor sonsabitches. There's nothing but corn, bad drivers, and pot holes everywhere here.

 

I live in the city with a ginormous basket building, Newark, Ohio. We have that, probably the worst nickname for a city ever, and Cedar Point. I can't complain. And I have been in only 2 accidents and those were in childhood.